but he’s so pretty tho.

I only wish the damage from XRay attacks was persistent. Like if you did that again, there should just be some pulled pork looking nonsense down there

Nice try, roguelemming

its like a backwards wrestlers uniform made of snakeskin and tears

I think this lady speaks for all of us.

Dany’s dragons are basically cats. Two of them had to get put in a room for bad behavior, and now they're pissed when she visits them. One disappeared for a few weeks only to show up on the porch and then leave again.

Wonder how she thinks they get pickles.

This is my bedbug, HELPING. If you look closely you can see his little teefs gently insisting I gtfo ang let him relax.

No. You should eat them on the floor of your closet, under a pile of coats and blankets, as far away from the eyes of God and man as possible. D:

In the NFL, winning > sexual assault.

To be fair, she probably doesn’t even know what Aldi is. This is someone who has no experience shopping cheap, so she has no clue how to do it.

I love this neighborhood so much, although I don’t cross the river as often as I should; Harvest Time is on my way home from the el. The Oaxacan market on Lawrence, the Middle Eastern market on Kedzie. I haven’t been to Mayfair or Chicago Produce. I hear AMAZING things about Fresh Farms on Touhy and Lincoln, but…

Aldi is a godsend when poor. I have more wiggle room than I did in my early adulthood, but I still love going there. So many items there are so blissfully cheap.

These lime comments are blowing my mind.

(.___. ) as a Mexican I did not noticed the limes until now... Because if we don´t have limes at home is like there is not food xD.

Albany Park? I live just east of the river. Harvest Time for the win.

I’m on the next plane (actually it would take me 3 planes to get there but sacrifices must be made). I love Chicago AND pie!

Ten limes for a dollar!?! What kind of citrus utopia do you live in?

because people are just horrified by lumps and rolls, so you just gotta wear a sack.