Don't get me wrong, I loved this game, but if the best example of inclusivity of blacks in gaming is a side story game with no impact on anything larger than itself, and was originally marketed exclusively to a single platform (and a niche system at that), especially when compared to the larger AC narrative that's…

I can't eat this. I am allergic to red.

Seriously tho about the cleaning...I ask my husband to clean up after himself when he trims his beard, which he took to mean "reduce the number of beard hairs on our bathroom counter from 1 million to approximately 800,000." What is that?!

Sure, when RBG is tipsy at a work function, she's "living her best life," but when I do it, I'm "on my second strike."

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

I had a friend whose first name started with A (I won't say what it is, because privacy) and whose last name is Hohl. And he's a gay man, so double the jokes.

I also went to school with a girl named Crystal Ball.

No, if that was the case, Chicago would have won for the 2016 games

Omg this is brilliant. MINA AND FRIEND, COME TO MY HOUSE. I have a sewing machine, a glue gun, a fucktacular cache of rhinestones and glitter, loads of booze, and pretty good light.

That looks like a screen shot from a video game. Are we sure those are real people in that image?

Report: Rex Ryan Has Already Cleared Out His Office

It's such a condescending thing to do for clients. It's not helping them at all. Many people are afraid of going to the gym because they feel like the most fit people will judge them and make fun of them. So they attend a condescending business who has no interest in helping them, and just treats them like idiots. Who…

It's so trendy to bitch about Assassin's Creed, but you have to remember that every year they release a whole new game in a completely new setting with completely new characters, a full rich single player experience with side quests up the wazoo, and add several new mechanics that change how you play the game.

YOU TASTE LIKE THE SEA

No offense, dude, but I would rather have all of my internal organs pulled out with a hook Ancient Egypt-style than spent ten minutes with you in a public space.

I defy anybody to resist at least chuckling at "ball stump." IT'S FUNNY!

...he simply proved something we all already know, the double standard women deal with on a day-to-day basis.

Eww. Just eww. As a JHS teacher, allow me to be very clear: if a student shows any kind of inappropriate interest (and sometimes they do), YOU BE THE ADULT. You tell them it is not appropriate. You arrange for the two of you to never be alone in the same space. You let your department head/supervisor/administrators…