When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

No judgment from me. I fucking love McDonald's, including the McRib. I think it's rooted in childhood. My parents would only take us there as a special treat when we were kids and so even though objectively I know that it tastes like sadness and heart attacks, it's still my comfort food craving after a stressful day…

I don't think they're actually the same dress. (I spent a lot of time figuring it out, though - head at right angles, bird like, going HUH?)

First of all. The cognitive dissonance in the photo is shocking.

For those times when your casual pasties just won't do.

I totally forgot it was on last night.. I need to go find videos stat!

Wait for the judges to call him over, "Dave's not here man"

And then there were the rails that we visible through the broken cobblestones of that very old section of K St. in Georgetown that is right by the water. Every messenger knew to be wary of them, because of how slick they got when they were wet, and how they could grab your tires. I always wondered what they had been,…

Well let's see, there was this guy Felix Bloch who worked for the State Dept. who was accused of being a Russian spy. He lived in my boyfriend's ex-CIA dad's building, so I'd seem him walking his little white dog from time to time.

When you turn your eye to something stupid, it gets fucking destroyed.

"People were identifying with Jennifer Lawrence's and Kate Upton's victimisation, much more than I had anticipated, which is powerfully persuasive."

There is something about the name Derek Dillard that makes the back of my throat itch. It's like Dirk Diggler but obviously much more chaste.

That coral color accent on black is one of my FAVORITE combinations. I normally hate coral, but just a touch with black is so amazing.

I had 50! And that was plenty. There were maybe 15 people I wish could have made it that didn't, but I wasn't missing 1000.

Hooray for prints!

Well fuck. I think we can all agree with this one today:

Me too! That's the one that made me go all gooey.

I'm a total sucker for lace dresses like this! By far my favorite in the collection, but the whole thing is amazing.

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

Poor kid. First her parents make her move to Florida, now this.