Yeah, I figured that out last night! 

Well, I’m not a he, so I’m assuming we’ll have to adjust that shanty to account for my lady bits?

Funny thing, I have a female crew - as soon as I got a female crew I installed them! Girl power and whatnot. But I did finally figure out how to turn the singing off. I’d rather just hear the ocean! 

This.  I’ve been subbing in Lean Cuisines for breakfast instead of my regular bacon and hash browns and I’m mad as hell about it. 

Me.  I hate them.  I hate the off key singing of the pirates.  It makes me cringe inwardly.  The shanties in this game don’t bother me as much as they did in BF, but there are only like three of them.

I was never gigantically into ship combat. Even in Black Flag I opted to avoid ship fights unless you made me.  For me the more interesting thing is finding the ruins and exploring on land.  Although my ship is maxed out with legendary specs.  Personally, I’d like to turn off the shanties.  I hated them in BF and had…

Let me get out a tiny violin and a tiny cheese plate to go with that monumental whine of theirs.

Gah! NY&Co is my go to place for cute clothes that look adulty without being old. I never feel like I’m cool enough to pull off her line though! But maybe I’ll head over to the flagship store on State Street here in Chicago and try some of it on. They do carry her line here in the flagship up to size 20, if you are in…

If you are going to be the lightning bruiser you could at least unleash a lightning attack. I’ve never felt so cheated. This guy was easy. I had to respec from an archer assassin to more warrior traits to beat Medusa, but I just put Kassandra in a more defensive armor and just dodged his attacks and shot him from afar…

Ah... that’s my senator, Dick Durbin!

Some of those congress bros already live like that - dorm style, with four dudes in a two bedroom apt with two twin beds per room.  So why not build dorms?

It’s a good thing I’m a card carrying atheist then.  Because if loving white jeans is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. 

Literally white colored jeans.  I’m terrible with them, but I love the aesthetic look of them.  But they end up with every stain known to man.. 

I mean, if he wouldn’t have purged 53,000 voters from the rolls the votes would have been there. Also what kind of hot garbage in the summer sun is it that the man who is certifying the election is the man who is running in the election?  Such a blatant conflict of interest. 

It’s all fun and games until you get arrested for crossing the street with the wrong foot first while being black.

I never understood how not letting people who have served their time and finished parole were not allowed to be fully functional members of society. If prison is for “rehabilitation” why not let said people participate in the democracy you have deemed them fit to live in? My brother has a felony on his record, but I…

I take this test and the only real conclusion I get from it is that I’m a true ambivert. I am great at a party, but I’m emotionally exhausted for three days afterwards. I’m great on the phone with people, but I’m much happier reading a book in a quiet corner alone where I don’t have to interact. I’m pretty solidly FSJ…

Preborn babies?  Is that anything like a preowned car?  Help me out with that...

I don’t have an “I voted” sticker. :-(. Chicago gives out wristbands like they give at mixed age clubs in the suburbs so they know you are over 21 and can drink.

I didn’t have to use any of my club points to unlock Bayek, he was just, in my ship inventory as a legendary Lieutenant. Also, I have a glitched quest I cannot complete. Clothes Make the Daughter. I have all the stuff and when I try to give it to the quest giver, Kassandra says she’ll come back when she has it. Grr.