I heart everything about these choices. I’d also like to find Betty and give her a hug and a thank you for being so inspiring and awesome. I’d like to be half as awesome at her age.

I used to work with a girl who was a cheerleader for a pro team and the cheerleading was not her job job. Her full time job at the ad agency I worked at was her job job. The cheerleading was a side gig because they get like $3 a game. Those women do it for the love of it and spend their extra money and time on all the…

The Markle Sparkle! Now with extra pregnancy glow.   Also, I really like those Stuart Weitzman boots.

I’m assuming its the colors Ye put all those gaunt models in. Could be brown. Could be pink. Could be tan.. you know.. the color of flesh.

I hate the gassy boar!

There are a lot of random things like that.  After you talk the girl down from the suicide and do her mission you can check in on her at her poetry reading.  There is a soldier you rescue in the swamp you can check in on Heraklion..

You can tame the lions and leopards and those bastard back jumping lynx. You can tame a bear. But you cannot tame a boar.

I cannot get past the apocalypse chic of the picture of the beginning. It’s like, flesh colored herion zombies

I am so bummed that Kassandra can’t pet the dogs. And there are no cats at all in Greece, apparently. But crouching down to let Bayek pet the cats makes me extra happy.

You should check in on them when you make your way to Memphis. :)

First off, why do these people keep taking pictures of their idiocy?  Second, why do these people keep posting that shit on Facebook? 

I was playing this before Tomb Raider and AC:Odyssey came out, and after I’m done with Odyssey I’ll go back to this.  I never did much with the oceans either.  But it would be nice to be able to traverse some of these watery planets in a meaningful way.

That last boar (the farty one), is a pain in the ass regardless. I hate him. I’m playing as a true assassin with an emphasis on poisoning and long rangebow mastery, and he just murderized me until I did some toying with my gear and specs.

Well, you can certainly get to the island. Just, don’t engage! I will say, there was a level 46 cultist up there who was in a fight with 5 level 42 Spartans and they softened him up enough that I killed him with a well aimed predator shot. It gave me a perverse joy. Can’t wear the armor I got from him though. I’m…

Oh, my Kass, she’s a bit of a player.  ;)

On the hephastios islands, there is a quest with Barnabas’s nephew where you can flirt with the male caregiver there. I forget his name Maxos maybe? Anyhow, you can get the romance options with him if you are high enough level (mid 40s) to not get murdered up there. :)

I’ve got my Kassandra in a dalliance with Daphnae, the lady who gives you the mythical animals quest.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.  :)

Needs more stars.  Also bold text.  And a bigger font. 

I’m petty as hell.  I don’t even deign to reply to trolls.  I just dismiss their comments and revel in being petty.