My spanish kind of sucks. But I did learn how to properly conjugate chingar. So my response to this broad would be Chingate. And more specifically... Chinga tu madre y padre y sus hermanos tambien.

I have four legendary crew members now! One merc, two polemarchs and one random gift from the gods from the Oikos that contained a legendary Spartan rebel. Which is good because all the remaining mercs on my board that I can kill without getting murderized seem to be purple epics.

Maybe everyone’s photos load on their own games as having zero likes? The only friend I have who plays the game is my brother. So I’ll like his photos if he takes them. I do try to like pretty or interesting photos.

Pumpkin spice is just the spice flavors, not the actual pumpkin flavor. So it’s like cinnamon and clove and nutmeg and shit. Pumpkin pie is delicious when you combine the spices with the pumpkin.  But without the pumpkin flavor, you just have spiced garbage.

+1 for the use of Mazikene (I totally think I just spelled my favorite hell demon’s name incorrectly).

Me neither. All my photos have zero likes. And I try to take interesting pics of scenic vistas with nice lighting. Oh well!

Preaching to the choir.  Those are the only photos I turn off.  Even though they do not offend me, they just slow a broad down. 

This. While I will always roll a woman if given the choice because I like playing with a character of my own gender, I really hate sexy armor and robes with thigh slits up to the nethers. What does that protect? I got the Artemis hunter armor in the game for killing that bull and its a halter top! A *halter* top.…

I have my 3rd round tomorrow.  *crossing fingers*

I knew Pete Wentz was one of us (I love Fall Out Boy and will fight anyone who talks about them), but I had no idea he was related to Colin Powell. The more you know...

I’m not really a big selfie taker (because I always look horrible in them), but the other day I had a video chat job interview using my phone. I got a cheap tripod on Amazon and downloaded some conferencing software and everything went smoothly. They called me back for the 3rd round (I hate that I have to jump through…

That one Sim looks like Justin Guarini from American Idol.. runner up to Kelly Clarkson.

Man, it takes a sold brass pair to sue for HOA fees for the time AFTER the person died. Everything about the Trump organization is hot garbage simmering in the summer sun.

The spleen is an overrated organ anyhow.  You’ll be fine. :)

I thought there already was an option to turn that off? I personally feel like most human enemies should be on par with Kassandra maybe give or take a level or two better or worse, unless they are a boss or an elite. I don’t like level 28 chickens coming to peck my ass though. They can suck it.

Sadly, I can only for sure remember Sean Bean not dying in Jupiter Ascending.  Did he die in Silent Hill or not?  He ended up in that freaky fog at the end like he was dead... (Fun fact! I was born in February, and before Deadpool came out, February was where movies went to die, so around my birthday for many years…

True. He’s some kind of sentient fungal organism.

I like to shoot a group of baddies with the arrow deluge with poison or fire to mess with them. Then, when they go looking for me, I run to the other side of their camp and loot their treasure without getting into a fight. There is a little bit of an evil in me for doing that. But hey, I gotta get my giggles…

But Austin is full of liberals and hippies and young people!

Naw, this deserves more stars!