I have about 3oz of soul left at this point. 

Besides being a country where everything tries to kill you, it’s a country that has a problem with casual displays of racism. Dressing in blackface? No worries, mate! Y’all use that island isolation to show your proverbial ass way too often when in fact this is a global society and you have TV and the internet and…

So, it’s obviously a universal reaction to the thought of this, then?

Meh, fine by me honestly! I’m an old.  No time for kidlets!

Do we know who Eris Baker is wearing?  Her dress is magical!

Tiny Okoye. So squee! If I had a biological clock that worked my ovaries would explode. 

There... there is not enough mental bleach in the universe to cleanse this headline from my mind.  I didn’t even read the article.  I didn’t need to.  But one of my ovaries shriveled up and died inside of me because of it....

I just got the new Tomb Raider. So I’m playing Tomb Raider. I feel like Jonah is so friendzoned and doesn’t even realize it.  Poor boy. 

He’s gonna be Geralt of Rivia, he’s gonna be okay.

The first time I saw that photo they blurred out the faces of her family.  I actually thought her mother was a child because of the size and the way she is dressed!

You are not alone in thinking Hershey’s tastes plasticky.. I’ve heard several people say that - especially after they go to Europe and eat real chocolate and then come back there and have a Hershey’s. 

I don’t specifically set out to smell my games, but I do enjoy the ritual of removing the plastic and breaking into the thing - looking at the artwork, reading the cover (and I too miss paper manuals). I do sometimes note when things have an otherwise unanticipated odor (oooh, that smells chemical-y! or oh hey, this…

You know, I giddily await the Bears when Drew does WYTS.  Now he does fashion?  I think I love you even more, Magary. My inner sports fan and my inner girl have never felt so satisfied.

I’m wondering if this is one of those cases of nature vs nurture.  I’m sure he’s just a bad seed who has always been a bad seed and no amount of love (of the spiritual, romantic, platonic, or familial) could redeem this jagoff. 

I mean, lots of people do 12 hr shifts. But after trying her keys and not being able to get in, shouldn’t that have been a clue?  If I honestly though that I couldn’t get my door open, wouldn’t the next call have been to the super or building maintenance or something rather than to knock on the door until someone…

Something is rotten as hell about this whole scenario.

Wait wait wait... when I was a kid back in the stone ages (read: the 1980s) we went to the AME church at like 9 am. We were out by 11 am. Maybe this 2:30 thing is a Baptist thing? Then we stopped going because we realized we were godless heathens. The end.

I’m not a dude. And you have no idea if I have a baby trying to sleep or what goes on in my life.

We have ice cream trucks in my neighborhood here in Chicago (I’m not sure they are Mister Softee though). Sometimes that guy just parks his ass right outside my condo for 10, 15 minutes at a time. It. Is. Maddening. I’m not one to call 911, but I might go outside and ask him to turn down his music.

Inspo is inspo! It took me months to be able to get my body into Frog pose to even attempt Crow. I’m not a tiny, lithe yogi, and my arms are still pretty weak compared to my lower body. You can tape up her pic and Michelle Obama’s pic and call it the gunshow hall of fame!