This needs more stars.

I cannot trust the judgement of a man who eats ketchup on pasta. I know five year olds with more refined palates than that.

No.  No.  No. No.  Just.. No.

I bet it involves push ups or TRX Rows or Krav Maga or Crow pose in yoga or something hard. I hate push ups and I tip over in Crow.

Janet is aging in reverse.  IN REVERSE!

I like Geralt. I like Henry Cavil. But Imma need to see Clark Kent in a white wig, covered in scars and in leather armor to make a proper assessment.

This hat is the fashion equivalent of Olenna Tyrell telling Jaime Lannister that she killed Joffrey.

I do believe you need to continue the quest line with the anomaly with Specialist Polo to get the Atlas Pass V2 and 3. But correct me if I’m wrong. I think before you just randomly got at a manufacturing facility, but I’m old and my memory of the game back in 2016 is tenuous at best! I don’t have the V2 yet, but I’m…

I still love this game. The setting.  The cats.  I love that Bayek is still human even after the death of his son.  There is nothing I dislike about this game.  Maybe that I played it three times to completion and there is no more DLC for it.  I could totally play it again too. 

I cannot stop giggling at “a trash bag filled with racism and white mediocrity”. You are killing me today, Harriot.

My husband said I had sports rage. Then I stopped watching the Bears two years ago. I’ve never been happier. If ever I was going to knife someone in the eye, it would have been over some petty ass Chicago Bears shit.

Every time you write DIGGS in all caps in this article I snap to attention because that’s my honest to god given last name (the one I was born with and kept, not one I married into.  MrMojito’s last name is horrible).

I gave Skyrim a good, solid hour before I just... stopped. I really tried. I didn’t like Oblivion either. It’s something inherent with how Bathesda games are that just, bothers me (even when I switch them over to 3rd person). I guess it’s like, those games seem like they were meant to be in 1st person, and I hate the…

Hey! Not this drink, but like a month ago you did one of these for an Aperol Spriz! Can I just say I took that to a friend’s summer barbecue and it was a hit. So props for bringing that to my attention. 

I always go for the most overly dramatic explanation.  I blame that on too many dystopian novels :)

If you are using a vacation company (Like say, Apple Vacations), a travel agency (think AAA Travel), or booking through a tour provider (your Gate 1 type companies), they may offer travel insurance as well. Before you commit, ask if they offer a complimentary hold so you can read over (and compare) any insurance…

Preach.  The one time you don’t print your boarding pass out is the one time there is some kind of solar flare that melts all the cell towers.

Everything about these people makes me want to punch the baby Jesus. And I am not even a believer in Jesus. In the vein of Deadspin’s “Why Your Team Sucks” articles, fuck these people with a rusty chainsaw and no lube.

I’m okay with that.

Yeah, this woman was of Irish descent. Not sure how she ended up Ayesha. I didn’t “know her know her” like we were friends that I could get all up in her business. But, it always stuck with me!