I knew a white woman named Ayesha.  To this day, I’m still shook, as the youths of today say.  Shook.

Hm.. I’m gonna have to see if they sell samples. They say 31 is the equivalent to NARS Syracuse Sheer Glow (I’ve worn both Sheer Glow and Radiant Longwear), but it looks way pale in the pic on the chart. I’m scurred. HOLD ME!

Ooh, thanks for that!

I am a packaging snob and I love this brand for its packaging. It’s a confectionary delight. I just wish it were in stores. I have the worst time picking a foundation unless I see it on my face. My guess is that I’m 21.. but monitor. Ugh. (I’m literally sitting here with my NARS Syracuse in hand to try to shade…

Every year I look forward to Zodiac Motherfucker’s response about the Lions.  I honestly hope he enjoys his fall.  I gave up the Bears and have never felt freer since I stopped watching those assholes lose, so I feel him.

Since we are stealing cats do you think we could stop off and I could nab a baby Ocelot and raise it as a house minion? Some of them are only like 20 lbs anyhow.. That’s like, Maine Coon size..

Wait, that guy is 25?  What the everloving eff are his teams doing to him?  removing his blood and cycling it into other players??

She’s 36, apparently.  She looks closer to 50.  It must be hard to feel the last vestiges of her soul being sucked out of her body by the devil. That’s really aging her...

I saw that gif and immediately thought “douche”. 

I went to California on vacation last week and missed this. I am sad because truer words have never been written. But.. I haven’t watched a Bears game in two years now, and I’ve never feet freer. I’m free to day drink with friends, play Assassin’s Creed, write a novel, or whatever else my little heart desires.

I’m so glad my name is Andrea. I also do excellent phone.  You will not put me on the discard pile until AFTER you’ve had a face to face interview with me.

There are also articles on Buzzfeed about this too - from yesterday.  But nice try, boo.

So. CUTE!!!!

I can only hope that this was an aesthetic choice specifically for the photoshoot and that she didn’t shave her brows off just to start a trend.

I have 20/20 vision.  I see literally no difference in any of those shades on that arm.  Like, they literally used the same bottle of foundation.  They had to...

I’m pondering reinstalling this game.  I’m between games right now, playing AC Unity...

I tried this fight many many many times with my axe and blades fully upgraded. On easy. And that girl beat my ass. Repeatedly. Without mercy. In fact, I think each time I tried it she took more and more pleasure from it. I don’t think I’ll ever get back to it.  I’m more of an RPG kind of girl anyhoo, but I do like a…

Bacon, cheddar and caramelized onions. If you have some kind of fancy garlic aioli I’ll put that on the bun, which I’m not picky about (as long as it is not something gross like.. rye). I really don’y want lettuce, tomato, pickles (ugh) raw onion, and keep your damn dirty mayo away from my burger, you monster.

This is more thorough and thought out response than I was expecting.  Thank you.

I live in Chicago but have never been to Au Cheval. Is it better than my beloved Pantera burger from Kuma’s Corner? I’m really lazy and Kuma’s delivers to my house. Au Cheval does not. But I’m willing to take the CTA if it’s really worth my while.