I gave Skyrim a good, solid hour before I just... stopped. I really tried. I didn’t like Oblivion either. It’s something inherent with how Bathesda games are that just, bothers me (even when I switch them over to 3rd person). I guess it’s like, those games seem like they were meant to be in 1st person, and I hate the…

Hey! Not this drink, but like a month ago you did one of these for an Aperol Spriz! Can I just say I took that to a friend’s summer barbecue and it was a hit. So props for bringing that to my attention. 

I always go for the most overly dramatic explanation.  I blame that on too many dystopian novels :)

If you are using a vacation company (Like say, Apple Vacations), a travel agency (think AAA Travel), or booking through a tour provider (your Gate 1 type companies), they may offer travel insurance as well. Before you commit, ask if they offer a complimentary hold so you can read over (and compare) any insurance…

Preach.  The one time you don’t print your boarding pass out is the one time there is some kind of solar flare that melts all the cell towers.

Everything about these people makes me want to punch the baby Jesus. And I am not even a believer in Jesus. In the vein of Deadspin’s “Why Your Team Sucks” articles, fuck these people with a rusty chainsaw and no lube.

I’m okay with that.

Yeah, this woman was of Irish descent. Not sure how she ended up Ayesha. I didn’t “know her know her” like we were friends that I could get all up in her business. But, it always stuck with me!

I knew a white woman named Ayesha.  To this day, I’m still shook, as the youths of today say.  Shook.

Hm.. I’m gonna have to see if they sell samples. They say 31 is the equivalent to NARS Syracuse Sheer Glow (I’ve worn both Sheer Glow and Radiant Longwear), but it looks way pale in the pic on the chart. I’m scurred. HOLD ME!

Ooh, thanks for that!

I am a packaging snob and I love this brand for its packaging. It’s a confectionary delight. I just wish it were in stores. I have the worst time picking a foundation unless I see it on my face. My guess is that I’m 21.. but monitor. Ugh. (I’m literally sitting here with my NARS Syracuse in hand to try to shade…

Every year I look forward to Zodiac Motherfucker’s response about the Lions.  I honestly hope he enjoys his fall.  I gave up the Bears and have never felt freer since I stopped watching those assholes lose, so I feel him.

Since we are stealing cats do you think we could stop off and I could nab a baby Ocelot and raise it as a house minion? Some of them are only like 20 lbs anyhow.. That’s like, Maine Coon size..

Wait, that guy is 25?  What the everloving eff are his teams doing to him?  removing his blood and cycling it into other players??

She’s 36, apparently.  She looks closer to 50.  It must be hard to feel the last vestiges of her soul being sucked out of her body by the devil. That’s really aging her...

I saw that gif and immediately thought “douche”. 

I went to California on vacation last week and missed this. I am sad because truer words have never been written. But.. I haven’t watched a Bears game in two years now, and I’ve never feet freer. I’m free to day drink with friends, play Assassin’s Creed, write a novel, or whatever else my little heart desires.

I’m so glad my name is Andrea. I also do excellent phone.  You will not put me on the discard pile until AFTER you’ve had a face to face interview with me.

There are also articles on Buzzfeed about this too - from yesterday.  But nice try, boo.