So. CUTE!!!!

I can only hope that this was an aesthetic choice specifically for the photoshoot and that she didn’t shave her brows off just to start a trend.

I have 20/20 vision.  I see literally no difference in any of those shades on that arm.  Like, they literally used the same bottle of foundation.  They had to...

I’m pondering reinstalling this game.  I’m between games right now, playing AC Unity...

I tried this fight many many many times with my axe and blades fully upgraded. On easy. And that girl beat my ass. Repeatedly. Without mercy. In fact, I think each time I tried it she took more and more pleasure from it. I don’t think I’ll ever get back to it.  I’m more of an RPG kind of girl anyhoo, but I do like a…

Bacon, cheddar and caramelized onions. If you have some kind of fancy garlic aioli I’ll put that on the bun, which I’m not picky about (as long as it is not something gross like.. rye). I really don’y want lettuce, tomato, pickles (ugh) raw onion, and keep your damn dirty mayo away from my burger, you monster.

This is more thorough and thought out response than I was expecting.  Thank you.

I live in Chicago but have never been to Au Cheval. Is it better than my beloved Pantera burger from Kuma’s Corner? I’m really lazy and Kuma’s delivers to my house. Au Cheval does not. But I’m willing to take the CTA if it’s really worth my while.

This. When my husband spent an extended period of time in the hospital I went to Aldi with a set amount of cash and my calculator. I added up the prices of all the items I needed as I put them in my cart and then added in IL 2.5% grocery tax. I had a hard cut off for those kinds of expenses.

Hey, we’re not all ignorant racist assclowns. But like a black hole, we all eventually end up back there mired in our own mediocrity.

As a native of Indiana, I was confused as to why you were using Hoosier as a derogatory term.

I would pretty much watch Nathan Fillion in just about anything.  Including that second Percy Jackson movie. Which I fully admit to seeing in a theater.

Part of this was because I was homesick for the midwest (who knew that would happen) but I was there for two years 5 months and 3 weeks - who counts shit like that down?  I was never happier to move to Chicago. But my comfort here is because I grew up in the suburbs (albiet in Indiana). I guess a good description of…

I’m not the only one who clicked because of the Mummy still, right?

Can confirm. I lived in Boston for a couple of years and I was never more aware of being a black person than I was when I was there (and that is something that is always at least on one of my mental stove burners).

I mean, not a wool sweater, but a nice mid-weight sweater and just the sweater. Not a coat over the sweater. Or even better! A sweater coat over a T-shirt! And boots. October is when I can break out my boots again. BOOTS!

I’m going to fight you on October. I LOVE October. Despite all those basic bitches getting pumpkin spice lattes in the Starbucks.  It has perfect weather and it smells crisp and I can wear a sweater and neither be sweaty as fuck or butt ass freezing.

Clearly you’ve never once ridden the 151. 

It’s always rich white old women who wear furs and get off at Goethe who do that shit. It honestly took everything to not snap off on her. But honestly, you don’t go touching people - you don’t know who is gonna take a fork out of their pocket and stab you with it.

I almost snapped off on an older white woman on the 151 bus here in Chicago because she touched me unnecessarily (I mean not the “I’m trying to squeeze past you on this packed ass bus” touching, but the “I’m going to physically poke you to get your attention touching”). I’d probably get arrested if someone touched my…