My husband has some OCD and hoarding tendencies. At this point in my life, I’ll tell him to throw the offending items out (like socks that are basically one giant hole in the sole) and buy new ones. He is usually remiss to do this, so I take it upon myself to get rid of the offending items. If I didn’t and I left him…

I’ve invested in packing cubes to see if that will help me pare down and alleviate excess stuff. My problem is that I’m a gym nut and I bring exercise gear for the entire week or however long I’m gone, so it takes twice as much space in my bag.

I ordered a canvas print from Zulily. It was a neutral floral print. I got a Dia de los Muertos print instead. Zulily credited me the cost and told me to keep the other print. I did not hate the print, but it didn’t fit my decor. I eventually gave it to one of my coworkers whose kids had just seen Coco. I’m sure the…

Way to make me feel the inevitable creep of time leading to my own eventual demise. I was 28 when GoW came out. Now get off my lawn!

Yes but.. did you know if you have Bayek crouch down near cats he will pet them! Nothing makes me happier.

In your melee weapon screen, scroll down to the bottom and you’ll see unarmed as an option. Pick it for one of your weapons, then choose it instead of a weapon during the game. I suppose if you are loyal to one melee weapon you can always keep unarmed equipped rather than two different weapons.

I’ll believe it when I hear him announce it from his thin, undermoisturized lips.

Or touch someone else’s bits. My husband did this to me. Needless to say, the moment was ruined!

To be fair, I think they are between new episodes. But I do like a marathon of the reruns.

If given the choice I will watch DIY Network over HGTV any day. House Crashers. I Hate My Kitchen. Megadens. Holmes on Homes. Less shows about the flip and more reno shows for people living in the actual house. Plus, I fucking kind of hate shiplap.

My brother did time in Westville. It was his last stop before he got out. He’s a good, upstanding guy now, with a wife and two adorable daughters and a decent job in a factory. Not the worst prison I visited him in before he got paroled. But the closest to out hometown. My parents kept him in lots of money or snacks.

I’m going to Yosemite in August. I’m going to go to this Starbucks and get a nice, iced coffee to go along with my ice cold heart. I’ll take a picture.

My husband sticks a fork into the margarine sometimes. Whenever I see tine marks in it, I weep internally. He also sticks forks directly into peanut butter. This makes zero sense to me, because if you are going to just straight mainline PB, a spoon is the vehicle of choice to maximize the amount you can shove into…

So.... sorry not sorry?

In my mind, logically, I understand shooting at a suspect who is charging at you. Once, maybe twice - but somewhere to incapacitate them - like the leg. I do not understand shooting at a suspect who is running AWAY from you 20 times. To me that says that both officers emptied their entire clip into this poor kid and…

I do not understand how a man that horsefaced can get so much ass. I know you are going to say money, but I can’t. He’s not cute. And I bet his hair is shellacked into place like that.

I played it, but I doubt I’ll play it again. It’s Cormac’s fault we got a glitchy Assassin’s Creed Unity :P

I feel like this game plays more like an RPG than an Assassin’s Creed game. You level up and upgrade weapons in an RPG like manner too. You cannot sit on a bench and blend or drop into a group to hide - but you can still hide in bushes, hay piles or escape to roofs if the guards are on to you. You also don’t need to…

I’ve seen it at the 5 star Westin Playa Bonita in Panama City. I saw it in Costa Rica also at a 4 star boutique hotel in Arenal Springs by the Volcano. But I’ve yet to see it at a hotel here in the US.

I feel like any response to the haterade on this has to be #sorrynotsorrybitches.