I think it was Joe Walsh - before she was senator. He got his ass handed to him by her. It was a thing of beauty. He also had campaign ads questioning her military bonafides. She lost both her legs serving the country and he questioned her patriotism. Meanwhile, he is a deadbeat dad who never paid his child the…

I have two completed games and one partially completed new game plus. I, after all night of downloading (because AT&T internet sucks ass here in Chicago), started playing yesterday. The cursed pharoh zombies are both beautiful and horrible. The armor, the way the light hits the gold headdresses, the details -…

This is the second time this week I’ve seen that picture of his smug, punchable face and I hate it so much. It causes internal rage.

When I was in college and I had a roommate I did not like, I just put up Trent Reznor posters and played Nine Inch Nails on repeat (The roommate in question was a little kids kissing poster kind of girl). I never would have once thought to rub my tampons all over her stuff. I didn’t like her, but I’m not a psychopath.…

I’m glad I’m not the only person who feels this way about her. I just don’t like her work. I don’t know why - I have no real reason. But I’m not enthused about her being in the next WW movie.

*fully admits to being latched onto the Amazon teat*

He needs to go back to his tree and make more cookies.

What the actual eff does this even mean?? It’s not even a thing! Prior to mother effing what?!

Nothing gives me more pleasure right now than killing Roman soldiers with a flaming stick named “Light of Alexandria”. I’m 41. I’ve not walked up to a school yet and shot up a bunch of people and I’ve been playing video games since the Intellivision days.

I love the blood orange and the tart cherry. I have the worst time finding the blood orange. I can only seem to find it in the Jewels here.

Wait.. companies are vanity sizing the hell out of women’s clothing - I have clothes that are a size XL which seem to fit me generously because of the vanity sizing. I would not be surprised if that were not the case in men’s clothing. Seems to me he is just fat if his size has gone up...

I’ve played through multiple times and gotten all three main endings and the Rosemary and Thyme always ends up a bar.

You should romance Dorian. Team Dorian for life. He’s the best. I generally do not like playing as a man since all the games seem to have men, so It’s nice when I can roll my own gender. But Dorian makes it hard for me to not roll a guy. He’s the best. I said that already didn’t I? I love him. He always ends up my…

I love Tammy Duckworth. I’m so happy she represents IL. She’s a bright spot here.

I use a petit Soniclear with whatever facial soap I have to actually clean my face. Right now its Neutrogena. I still, after almost 41 years on this planet, have oily skin and accompanying large pores (Upside, I look young! Downside, oil for days!). The soniclear gets in there and busts up all the dirt and gunk in the…

My first earthquake was in Illinois in the mid 2000s. My second was in Costa Rica in November. Random, right?

I too hate Yennifer. As a woman, she is one of those manipulative women that make all the rest of us look bad. I detest her. I did one PT where Geralt ended up with her. I cannot get past my personal dislike of her to like the happy ending for him. I always have him choose Triss.

The flamey sniper one is Smoke and Mirrors. By far my favorite.

I killed a couple of the Phylakes with smoke and mirrors (which I also nicked off of a Phylake who I killed while riding a horse). I shot them from afar while they were in pow-wows with people. It also gave me joy to hear them scream while on fire. I like to pick off people from afar in general. I’m a hot mess in a…

I’m not too proud to admit I got the achievement for doing all the things. My first PT was 127 hours. I’ve little shame. Am waiting for the DLC. But I’m a bit of a fangirl. I won’t lie.