God’s honest truth, it was so cold on my last flight in November to San Jose Costa Rica that I could have used several layers. As it was, I was on the plane with my winter coat draped over my body.

You mean like this? This was in Panama. He was everything I thought a sloth should be.

The only thing I ever do is move the menu thingy with the TV list and room service to the nightstand next to the bed so I can find out which channel is ABC so I can watch Dancing with the Stars or something equally horrible.

I go to the movies all the time. The two theaters I go to have reserve seating and one of them has recliners. The recliners at the Regal Theater are the best thing since sliced bread. Those weekend matinee tickets are not cheap though. the recliner theater (here in Chicago) are $12 per person. That theater also has a…

Can I hug you virtually for this? This annoyed me more than I care to admit it did when it popped up yesterday!

Unity never had any issues for me like some people had. But it made me mad that I had to play co-op missions a bunch of times to win gear for Arno (and since I play alone some of those missions were damn difficult). I thought Arno was likeable, if a little bland. But he did what he did for a girl who arguably didn’t…

Master P just did this shuffle.. It was all his partner could do to try to make him look good and lord that poor girl tried. Then they tried to mask his horrible dancing with props and bombast. In fact he was the origin of all that over the top shit on DWTS. They had to try to camouflage that old man shuffle.. And he…

How is Master P not on this list? How? He was the best worst thing about those early Dancing With the Stars seasons. It was comedy gold. He was legit terrible.

Yay! That bothered me too. Also, I’m level 40 and done with the game so the new quest makes me happy (even all the side quests, but hell, you never know if there is some random stuff I might have missed. Even with a big TV, the question marks on the screen are hard to see).

This bra looks like it doesn’t have enough side support for much of anything except for causing side spillage. But who knows. I like to keep my girls locked in like a military haircut - high and tight.

My friend and her husband (who are both white) were professors at Univ of Alabama in Montgomery. They were in the midst of packing their house and moving back to the Midwest. They managed to vote for Doug Jones. What astounds me most is that the margin of college educated people who still voted for Roy Moore. I can’t…

Hey, NWI is full of liberals and hippies and gays and brown people and union members and is practically Chicago.. I should know, I’m from the region. So not all the rest of the state!

There is no shame in my game when I say that I listen to Britney Spears. I also order fries from McDonalds. If liking Brit Brit is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

What I find more annoying about Assassin’s Creed Origins (and I will admit to loving the game) is that it is constantly telling me to press the options button to select a mission. I don’t want to select a mission. I want to meander about, hunt for treasure in long forgotten tombs, shoot a flaming arrow into some…

I saw this in the theater with my Dad (I was visiting them for the weekend, and my mom wanted nothing to do with it). My dad fell in love with the scene with the sand storm. His inner weather nerd was loosed. He was actually ambivalent towards seeing it, but it ended up being one of his favorite movies of 2015 as well.

I’m currently level 35 - I got the game at launch. Mostly from just looting bases, finding things and doing the odd side quest - I’ve not completed the main questline, but I have unfogged the entire map. That’s usually the first thing I do in any Assassin’s Creed game. I’ve also killed off most all of those Phylaketes…

You went full on Stannis, there.

Let’s move it to August. There isn’t shit in August except for heat and humidity.

Stick to the soft tissue of the throat, man. Less pain in your hand and you also cut off the windpipe. It’s a win-win.

How is this assclown still our president?