I’d eat the hell out of that skull. Because prosciutto.

Only if they don’t make you die.

I personally am looking forward to this. Ancient Egypt is one of the most fascinating historical time period and I’ve been giggling like a 12 year old girl at at Justin Bieber concert about this game. (I’m a woman with no shame).

You do you. Y’all can keep all of that for yourselves!!

Blargh.. Peanuts!

You sir, are a monster!

Every state on this list is wrong. Where is the love for Kit Kats?

I hope he milks Kansas dry - not that that will be hard to do since Brownback has essentially bankrupted the state with his inept trickle down policies.

He made a great Francis, though.

I hope everyone in Ireland stays safe. As a person in a place that never gets hurricanes/tropical storms -or even tornadoes (Chicago), I find this to be fascinating from a sciency/weather phenomenon standpoint.

California is paying for emissions standards for clean air and fuel economy the rest of us don’t have to deal with.

Typically (at least in fiction) books go hardback -> trade paperback -> mass market paperback in the book cycle. Some books forego the hardback stage and only come out in trade, and then go to mass a year or so later.

A day without bacon is like a gray, miserable, rainy day where your shoes get so wet that they soak through your socks and you are at work and don’t have a back up pair and have to sit there with cold wet feet.

Good. Just because you are carrying out the law doesn’t make you above the law. Too many police officers get away with BS because there is no fear of any repercussions.

If only I could get their Lingonberry Jam and a bag of meatballs shipped to me for a reasonable price. Going to Ikea (in Schaumburg) is a royal pain in my ass. But still, I manage to gather a crew and go there once a year. Then we stop at Kuma’s Corner (though the one in Schaumburg plays the metal low, because kids)…

I’m glad I’m not the only person who hears Q whenever I hear John DeLancie talk.

You can get Costco here in Chicago on Instacart. And you don’t have to have a membership to order from it.

I love Texas Flip and Move. I’m totally fascinated at how fast Myers Jackson can talk. Every time it’s on... I just settle in for a four hour marathon of wasted time. In general, I like everything on DIY better than HGTV.

Having worked in advertising, I concur with this - I was an administrative assistant and would often get asked my opinion on advertising that would be present in more “urban” area (like I was the one lone black person to represent all black people - problematic in and of itself). Though what boggles my mind is that…

Trump tweeted that he told Pence to leave. So these assclowns had the whole thing planned at the expense of the taxpayers.