My mother was this person for the longest time. She also swore off direct deposit forever because she wanted to know where her money was going (no matter how often I argued that her money was virtual and nowhere in the bank did they have a locked drawer with her name on it with her actual money in it). Took a long…

Are his nails... traffic cone orange?!

Going to Panama in 10 days. Not that I am counting or anything. :) The company I work for actually has tours to three of the Latin American destinations on this list. Maybe we should expand. Cheap travel for everyone (and free for me because I work for the tour company!)

I don’t necessarily think the storyline with Delores is going on in the past (as in 30 years ago) and that Billy is the man in black only young. I think MiB and Billy are separate people, but that the time lines are going on around the same time. possibly within a few days/weeks/months of one another. But then again I…

I bet he gives out that black and orange wrapped peanut butter mung. Or boxes of raisins.

Is it bad that I didn’t even realize that the Bears played last night?  I love the Bears. I made mention of my love of the Bears in my wedding vows. This season has given me permanent heartburn. Instead I made tacos and played Dragon Age. They were damn good tacos. As for Dragon Age, I made the perfect shade of matte…

Sexy Bridgegate? Please tell me there is a picture of this on the innerwebz somewhere.

Nah, I’m not gonna get that close to a nope rope that blatantly displays his “come at me bro” coloring in such an obvious way. Lets just assume this snake is Season 1 Dexter!

Well, I don’t know if it’s sister fell in love with it or if it went off to Alaska to become a lumberjack or whatever Dexter did.. We will have to ask the snake, right?

My mother is giddy like a schoolkid over the re-release of this game for the PS4. She is excited to have all the downloads and whatnot in one fully remastered game. MamaMojito is a couple years shy of 70, so yes, you can and should enjoy games well into your golden years.

So, this killer snake kills other killer snakes? This is the Dexter of the snake world, y’all!

I’m so glad I don’t live in Lakeview anymore. I’m too old for this kind of Tom Foolery.

I don’t think he is any more moderate than any other IL repub out there. He has just had to swing back to the center to try to position himself in an electible light in an otherwise super blue district. I feel like when Alexi Giannoulis ran against him Alexi just assumed he was going to win so kind of half-assed his…

I’d posit that the vast majority of MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL team owners are old white repubs that support Trump, either quietly or not so quietly. I think the overtly racist logo is therefore worse. Can’t do anything about ownership, but holding onto a racist logo or team name is just a dick move.

Does Donald Trump have extra teeth? This horrifying picture of his face makes me wonder if he has like, a few extra teeth in the bottom of his mouth. Proof that he is indeed some kind of orange monster.

We had some shitty old train cars on the Blue line here in Chicago that had bifold doors (that people always got caught in and were not ADA compliant) that the CTA finally retired in 2013. They were from 1969. But even those had a release mechanism in them to open the doors in case of emergency.

Christ, I rarely took the Orange line during my time in Boston - I’d probably panic too. I lived on the Green line.. The MBTA really needs to purchase some new cars. I lived in Boston in 2002 and 2003 and those are the same trains!

You are on fire today. LOL!

OMG I didn’t even see the Yeti arms! I was lulled by the liquid!

I cannot stop looking at that glass that is always full.