Girl.. a half and pregnant. You are kind of insane. But I also kind of adore that level of insanity.

Congrats on the half marathon. Though, with Trump being so out of shape, one would not have to run particularly fast. How did you fare?

Cheeto Voldemort is giving me all kinds of life right now.

Yaaaaas. Kitchen laundry in the house!

I’m not particularly big on religion or God, but I’m gonna channel some of my more religious friends/family and say this:

A girl can only hope!

I really wish there were a Meijer in Chicago proper. They permeate the suburbs though.

I think it’s gonna be Rudy. The stress vein on his forehead will bulge, then he will turn purple and become unhinged, possibly by attacking some unsuspecting CNN anchor. Well, more unhinged than he already is.

These kind of are the whitest white people nicknames in the history of white.

I.. rarely am I at a loss for words, but I am at a loss for words. I bet he thinks this is classy.

I’m pretty much right smack dab between Lincoln Square and Mayfair. Ravenswood Manor is nice too. The Northwest side has the luxury of a neighborhood feel with houses while still being in Chicago proper. If you like brick bungalows Mayfair, Ravenswood Manor and Albany Park all have a lot of them. I almost rented in…

Bacon and parmesean are my go to flavor boosters. Sometimes together. Bacon for life!

My assumption was that Rutgers was added to make Purdue look decent at football. God love my alma mater. They are good at lots of things. But football is not one of them (although, when I was there, the football team was pretty good! When I was there, Drew Brees was also there.. Take that as you will).

Great. I cannot get Turning Japanese out of my head now. But not the Vapors version. The Liz Phair version.

Christ. I’d be very very comfortable in a sweet suburban house with a picket fence and 2.4 kids and a golden retriever with that kind of salary.

I’m 9.5 miles from downtown though. But honestly, save for work, I try to actively avoid the loop. I want the convenience of the city without the hassle of downtown. Even when we were renting the place we had a sweet deal. We moved in in 09 and our landlord never raised the rent on us because we were good tenants.…

I missed this tiny, pocket sized man. I’m glad he is back again.

I think he had a little botox or maybe a quick nip and tuck while he was under.

As a broad on the cusp of 40, I’m too old to feel guilty about liking what I like and not liking what I don’t like. I’m not going to ever play Bloodborn. My brother likes to needle me about that shit all the time, because I like RPGs but I don’t like overly hard shit. I want to enjoy the game not throw my controller…

This. So much this.