Maybe I have a cold, dead heart, but I’ve not watched this video. Nor do I have any desire to watch said video. And I saw it going around the Facebooks awhile ago and refused to watch it then.

I’m impressed that he drives you to spontaneous diarrhea. I mean, I can see the barfing, but the spontaneous shits? I will say his dad evokes a response in me that is akin to dry heaves every time I see his orange glazed, thin lipped visage.  

Is Pestilence a used car salesman? Because he looks like a used car salesman.

This made me almost choke on my hot chocolate.

My cat hair tumbleweeds are mixed with dust and my husband’s hair. He has long hair and it too, is every goddamn where. I know it’s his because my hair is curly and his is straight. I don’t seem to shed at the rate of those two dirt conspirators.

This is me. Hardwood floors and one area rug. I have a shitty Dirt Devil I got from Target that college students on their first apartment get. My problem is the cat hair tumbleweeds that form and blow around my condo.

Speaking of Star Trek, Deanna Troi was a fan of the Wild West! Got stuck in the holodeck with Worf and his son and a bunch of rogue replicated Datas. Personally, if I am going to go back to the 1860s to 1890s, I’d do it Victorian style. Oh, or better yet.. Steampunk style!

I got married in a smaller museum here in Chicago. Had the whole thing in their one event space. Ceremony, then we escorted everyone out to the lobby for passed appetizers. Then everyone was ushered back in after all the tables and chairs were set. The venue size limited the guest list to around 100 people (though I…

To be fair, Lester Holt used to work at CBS Chicago doing the local news before he went over to NBC. Not sure if he was still here when Jon joing the Cubs or not tho.

I worked at a very large agency and my office here in Chicago lost our biggest client and a good 20% of us got laid off that day. What pissed me off more than anything was that I was not on that team that worked on said client and I was not one of the office fuck ups who was on thin ice. I might still be bitter about…

I didn’t realize how much I did not need that close up of his orange mug until this article.

So much this.

She looks a lot like her daddy to me, whereas Georgie looks like a combo of both of them.

I had a roommate freshman year who had all these posters of little kids kissing dressed up in cutsey little outfits. It was vomit inducing, really. So I countered with all the Nine Inch Nails posters any angsty 18 year old could own. I had one that was a close up of Trent Reznor’s face that she said scared her. She…

I’ve been trying to learn some one pot/one skillet recipies as well as 30 minute meals. I’m a great cook when I have the time. With my commute I do not get home until 7pm. I’m not a single though. I’m married, but a lot of this advice carries over to a two person household. I’m totally guilty of buying aspirational…

I am terrible with sarcastic wit on the internet. So I tend to assume everything as written, including your comment, is for serious. So, my bad.

Journalists are grown adults who are making that choice for themselves. Angie (and I’m totes down with her, honest) is a grown adult who can weigh the risks for her own person. Brad gets a say for where the children he adopted/created with her get to go. Just because some areas are currently safe in Syria doesn’t mean…

Right? I mean, take them to a soup kitchen, a homeless shelter, a boys and girls club. Encourage them to donate some of their allowance to charities. Don’t just drop them into a war-torn country just for the broadening of their worldviews.  

I don’t think it is that she has taken them there, the gossip rags are reporting that she wants to take them there.

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?