My face is super oily. My body from the neck down is fairly dry (especially my legs.. my trunk isn’t so bad but man my legs are ridic with the ashy). So No, I personally cannot use the same stuff on my face as I do my body. I’d be clogged pore city. But, my face still looks younger than my actual age, so I guess that…

I read on the innerwebs that Alberta is like the Texas of Canada. True?

I don’t think I’ve logged into my yahoo email for the better part of a decade. I’m not even sure what my actual yahoo email address is at this point. Meh.

This looks like it is from Golden Crust on Kedzie. Is it from Golden Crust on Kedzie? If not, it totally could be. Maybe I’m just hungry..

I don’t think one’s ass is a viable place for a bottle of nail polish. And I wouldn’t actually carry nail polish in my purse either. Too many opportunities for the lid to become unscrewed and for the polish to spill all over everything.

*clutches pearls and catches a case of the vapors*

I imagine that the scandal is that Michelle Duggar finally refused to perm her hair one more time. Or maybe one of the girls put on a pair of pants. Which one is the “spinster”? Maybe she put on pants. Yeah, I’m gonna go with that. SCANDALOUS!

I wonder if OPI or Essie will make a coordinating nail polish? I was too lazy to ever get a license but that would be a great color for my toes.

That dress makes my boobs hurt. I’m having sympathy pains.

You have a wholehearted bitterness that I’ve yet to master in 39 years of being a Bears fan. For that sir (or madam - I would never make assumptions!), I slaute you. I always have an unyileding sliver of optimism, and I have no business having said optimism.

I’m sorry for your shortened lifespan. Would you like a cookie? I bake a mean cookie. Also, I’m sure the Lions will find a way to beat the Bears this year. We love to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory as of late.

I feel like someone needs to look up the entire list of quarterbacks the bears have had since Harbaugh and list them allv right here in this thread. Might be more names than the entire current roster.

Was this an after school project with his nieces and nephews? Because it looks like something one would do in craft camp.

Joe Walsh is the same assclown who tried to take Tammy Duckworth’s military service record to task. Mind you this is the same woman whose helicopter was shot down and the result was that she lost both of her legs in service to our country. Joe Walsh is also the same assclown who didn’t pay much of his court ordered…

Sadly, no. It would make sense, say if an agency loses a large client (say my agency losing State Farm to Draft FCB) and gets rid of the team that resulted in the loss of said client. But my experience is that they just don’t do it that way. There are some agencies who use client loss like that to purge…

My first and only lay off was in advertising. By everyone’s account I was awesome. I did my job well, I was well liked, I was on track to move up into production business manager... I got laid off anyhow. Didn’t even work on the account that left the company - that was the worst part! And that was when I realized that…

I am a colorful girl, but Christ those uniforms! I feel badly for people who are colorblind. Everything will just look gray. Am I correct in that both the Bears and the Broncos will be retna bleed orange? The sad thing is that I also like orange. But not the “I dipped the uniform in a vat of Orange Crush syrup”…

Heh, try working in advertising. They all purge people like a snake shedding skin every few months. Mail room, admins, senior creatives. No one is ever safe and it never seems to be about who is a fuck up or who is not carrying their weight. So advertising is an industry of vagabonds who are always kind of looking and…

You know.. this series has made me realize how much fauna here in America is out to kill us. I know we make fun of Australia for having all the things that can kill you, but we have plenty of things that can kill us here right in our own back yards.

The funny thing is that she is generally a really sweet cat. She just looks so crabby all the time! Although, she does wish my death when I put her sparkly Christmas collar on her. She wants to be free. :)