My cat is always judging the hell out of me. Erry damn day. Sheba is judging you too.

This cat is dapper AF.

Sadly, that standard is “whatever shitty textbook the fudie nutjobs in Texas decide are the best.” Texans! If any of your state schoolboard members are up for re-election please make sure to toss the nutty ones out, eh?

This. My lazy as hell cat caught a mouse in our condo (nearby construction drove those suckers into our building). She was quite proud. Then MrMojito, not knowing what to do with the corpse, flushed it down the toilet. I was asleep through the whole thing. I’m just happy she didn’t put it on the bed as a gift for me…

Poor tiny, adorable owl. (I love owls. They are my favorite).

These kids are being taught from textbooks that tell them that slaves were “migrant workers” who came over to America for a better life. I doubt they will teach that them that people used to die from things like Polio or that they were rendered sterile from Mumps.

Nah, girl.. nah. No boob support, and its a frontal wedgie and a yeast infection waiting to happen.

I had issues discerning who was Tris and who was Four. It’s like there was no distinction between their personalities - why have it told from two points of view if the points of view have zero distinction. I feel like Veronica couldn’t live up to the weight of the first two books and the whole thing caved in on her.

I imagine that there is no support at all in that suit for one’s boobs. I need support. I am not young enough to have a swimsuit with no sort of shelf or soft cup or underwire for support - I need something up there. Also seems to be camel-toe inducing. No, I’ll pass.

Shaline looks really pretty with dark hair.

That makes sense to me. I can’t imagine taking $800 headphones outside of the studio/house/etc. Oddly I have much less of a problem taking a $600 phone out of the house. Go figure!

This. Is disclosing one’s travel arrangements standard for an AirBnB booking? All the more reason I’ll just stay at a hotel. The Hilton only cares that my credit card numbers work.

I think a lot of the time the shoes they get are sample sizes so they don’t necessarily fit right. Like the designer will spend all this time making a dress for the celeb and then they just tell them to pick something from the sample shoe closet and hope they fit okay.

Honestly, I’d rather just stay in a hotel and call it a day. I know what I’m getting and they don’t care what they are getting as long as my credit card works.

I like my music as much as the next person, but I’m hard on headphones. They typically lose connection in one ear and get gross and sweaty from the gym so I go through them. And here in Chicago iPhone theft is a thing (much more so than Android theft). I mean, someone steals your $700 phone and your $800 headphones in…

Did you just call me dude? I much prefer broad. And why would you need those for your cell phone? Would you not worry that someone would try to rob you of said 8k headphones on your commute? But either way, I’d find a way to break them.

Maybe I’m just feeling snacky, but someone should have worked empanada into this conversation, thus circling everything back to our taco truck overlords.

MrMojito wants to call to tell me he is going to the gym! In my mind I’m like “ain’t nobody got time for that!” I think he is literally afraid of new technology. I grew up with a tech nerd early adapter kind of household, so new tech is not scary.

I.. I didn’t know there were such things as $800 headphones. I’d find a way to break those in 10 minutes flat.

I’ll take Kyle Orton back. I miss his majestic Purdue Boilermaker beard here in Chicago. Anyone is better than my buddy smoking Jay Smutler..