What about this one from Maurices?

This. I don’t feel so bad about the amount I make now. Plus I get the perk of free travel on any of my company’s tours once a year. Some of these people are making way too little to live on the east coast.

I’m glad I’m not the only person who loved that show. And damn Fox to hell for showing the episodes out of order.

I miss Spacehog. This stuff makes me realize I’m an old. But I’m an old who listed to the best music.

I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. I feel zero guilt about listening to the Spice Girls Greatest Hits. Although, there is quite a bit of stuff on this list that makes me stabby (I’m looking at you, Barbie Girl). Spice Girls ain’t one of em.

Don’t disparrage owls by calling Ben Carson one. Owls are awesome. Ben Carson is a hemorroid on the ass of society.

This made me giggle more than it should have.. f’in savage. :) Perhaps I need more coffee this morning. But glad it all worked out!

Find out if she is a diamond girl first. I’d sooner gnaw off my finger at the joint than have a big old diamond on it, which is why MrMojito got me a pinkish-orangey sapphire. Of course, MrMojito is that guy who needs a list or else he gets paralyzed into inaction, so I had to literally send him pictures of what I…

Spirit is the devil. Don’t do it. Sure you’ll save a few dollars, but you’ll probably never make it to your destination. Also, my friend took a picture of the Spirit airlines plane she was on, it was basically duct taped together.

WHY IS HE SO FUCKING ORANGE?! I can’t even with the orange. Surely, someone has told him it looks freakish and unnatural. He’s made me type in all caps.

Your wife must know my dad. He’s super aggressive from years of navigating Chicago traffic. People just close their eyes and go to/pretend to be asleep to avoid seeing him thread the needle at 90mph.

My last three jobs have all been extremely casual. Like.. jeans, t-shirts, sneakers casual. One was in advertising, one was in telecom, current one is in travel. I have one suit for interviews. I do keep some dress pants and cute dresses but I do not have “professional attire” anymore.

I really hoped he was going to come back as a wolf. I guess it depends on if wolves in Penny Dreadful are born wolves or made wolves in their mythology.

I don’t think it’s any gorier than True Blood or Game of Thrones, if you watch/ed either of those two shows.

This show is one of my faves. I love all things Victorian and dark with that gothic aesthetic. I actually find Ethan the most interesting from the overarching “where the hell does the wolf of God fit into this puzzle” aspect. But, I’m a fan of Vanessa too. I just really want everyone to leave her be for like a sold…

My vote is for New York & Company. Nicer and more adulty and they always have all their stuff on sale all the time.

Pigeons are rats with wings. I’m not even sure they are actual birds. When the next viral plague happens, those things will be the harbingers of death.

This. Also, for my flight from ORD to PTY in November the cheap flight on AeroMexico was $577 with an 18 hr total time. My non stop was $615 and a little over 5 hrs. I’ll pay the premium for the non-stop.

I’m trying to figure out how one takes a “starfish” selfie. Logistically that seems...well, like a pain in the ass. Heh. Do you use a selfie stick to get the angle? I’m so confused! I’m an old. And a married. Never once received a dick pick from my husband. Maybe that’s why I kept him :)

I can only hope that this crap gets worked out before I go to Panama in November. I’m flying out of O’Hare (not my fave airport but it’s a necessary evil because of my destination. Also closer to my house than Midway but that is neither here nor there). I just have nightmares of missing my flight and missing my own…