I hated the movie because I hate Tom Cruise and thought he was a terrible Lestat. But my hated of Tom Cruise is visceral and every time I think about him I heave a little bit. I liked Brad Pitt and Kiersten Dunst in it just fine.

I like the dollar tree for stuff like foil, wax paper and parchment paper. And around turkey day they have those big foil roaster pans (actually, they have those all year round).

I personally, as a kid, was always bored as shit at weddings. I had my wedding in a museum. It was in the evening. It wasn’t a kid friendly menu or location. I have no regrets about it. I did have a few people who treated it as a much needed vacation away from their kids! They all had a fab time.

I do. I live in a condo in Chicago.

I didn’t invite children. I’m a monster. But I had gotten laid off a month after I got engaged. My budget was crazy tight. The people who came really wanted to be there. Invited 93, had 65 or so show up. It was for me, the perfect size since I’m not overly fond of large gatherings.

Is it wrong that my immediate reaction to this is “good”? I mean... good that they are going to jail - not that their kid died. They let their kid die! I don’t have kids. I can’t even say that I want them or like them. But if I had one, you’d be damned sure I’d take them to the doctor if they fell ill. I can let a lot…

Talk about cutting off ones nose to spite one’s face.. That’s a proverbial drop in the bucket, compared to the amount they declined.

I... I LOVED Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters! Now I have to see this movie. I have a friend who I go see bad movies with. Afterward we drink.

I kind of stopped watching GMA because every fucking day they interview that bloviating windbag, Donald Trump. EVERY DAY! WHY DO THEY NEED TO SPEAK WITH HIM EVERY DAMN DAY?!

Mad props to that girl in front on the left standing on point. Ouch.

Ballers, of course.

The Spin off is in in the Vancouver area, I thought?

I thought I was the only person who hated Love It or List It. I no longer feel alone!!

I... I’m having a hard time organizing a coherent thought about this. Why did this man think this was an okay thing to do?

Every time I ever see her she is in what amounts to sparkly underpants performing. But then again I’m not fan enough to go to her concerts (or any concerts really.. too many people) to see that. I’m not talking about “real life”.

Wasn’t the last time she wore pants like when she was preggo with Blue Ivy. Maybe that wasn’t 5 years ago. But Between her and Rihanna they just perform in what looks to be spanx.

I would, just once, like to see Beyonce in a pair of pants. She hasn’t worn pants in like 5 years. And not like, athletic leggings. But a pair of real live pants. Jeans. A trouser. Something normal.

No worse than the art store here in the states - Dick Blick. Or Dick’s Sporting goods. Pro-tip: don’t type in dicks.com when looking for dicks sporting goods online.

You also don’t have to go immediately after your wedding. I got married in April 2011, but didn’t go on the honeymoon until November 2011. We went to Playa del Carmen during shoulder season and saved a bunch of money that way. And it only rained once for like half an hour and it was done. We did go a full week though.…

Dennis only deeply regrets that he got caught paying out hush money. I’m sure he didn’t regret violating minors.