I too have a fabulous dish washer. My husband. ;-)

Dude’s got a wonky eye. I can’t tell what he is looking at. Also, if that is his mug shot, he has a smug punchable face.

Rilgar is the worst. The worst! But I’m excited for this game.

Do you know their website address?

Pretty much this. I wonder how big their paranormal romance section is.

I look shitty in a drop waist. My hips don’t lie. They mock a drop waist on me.

I’m partial to calling him an overbaked orange glazed ham.

This almost made my ovaries explode. Almost.

Is this a man thing? My husband paces so much while on the phone I worry he is going to wear the finish off of the floor. I make one call a week - to my parents, but I sit on the couch for the entire hour we talk (unless I get up to get something related to the conversation - say a book or something).

Wait wait wait.. Shouldn’t you be talking smack about someone in the NHL or something, Burneko?

Wait.. what.. this makes no sense.

My dress was VERY similar to the black and white Jessica McClintock dress, only mine was off the shoulder, navy and had lace all around the shoulders. Same shape though. And yeah, I totes went to prom in 1994. Made the cover of the newspaper too.

I have a sports bra from old navy that hooks like a normal bra.

Oh, I had an off the shoulder, fit and flare knee length dress in navy blue with white lace at the top. I totally wore white gloves with it, but ditched those suckers shortly after making my way into the dance. My dress was the epitome of 1994.

Get the multi-pack. I always get the box that has regular, super and super plus tampons for all of my shark week needs.

This is what I hate about facebook. I always end up seeing some post from 36 hours prior. Just show me the most recent shit. And let me make that the default way to access the damn feed.

Her “I’m not wearing make up” make up look is on point.

The first season was glorious. So much naked manflesh. Those were fun times!

New York & Company makes a lot of those long pencil midi lengths. That’s such an odd length on me though since I’m 5'5". But I can see that being good for a tall broad!

I don’t understand free people’s sizing. I’m a size 16 and just for shits and giggles found a sweater in the dressing room at Macys that was big enough for me and my husband combined. Other than the arms, being too tight, the body of the sweater was massive on me. I mean, I get that boho chic aesthetic, but why is a…