This is what I hate about facebook. I always end up seeing some post from 36 hours prior. Just show me the most recent shit. And let me make that the default way to access the damn feed.

Her “I’m not wearing make up” make up look is on point.

The first season was glorious. So much naked manflesh. Those were fun times!

New York & Company makes a lot of those long pencil midi lengths. That’s such an odd length on me though since I’m 5'5". But I can see that being good for a tall broad!

I don’t understand free people’s sizing. I’m a size 16 and just for shits and giggles found a sweater in the dressing room at Macys that was big enough for me and my husband combined. Other than the arms, being too tight, the body of the sweater was massive on me. I mean, I get that boho chic aesthetic, but why is a…

LOL. I don’t know! It is kind of a weird pose, no?

You know, I’ve seen like three not ugly Pnina dresses. Ginger Zee had a lace Pnina dress.. I wouldn’t have pictured her as a Pnina gal.. But even hers is kind of see through in the midsection!

Goddamnit Indiana. This is why I only go visit my parents and can no longer live there, despite the fact that it is signifcantly cheaper than Illinois. I miss Evan Bayh.

I think he is calculating and shrewd, and completely self serving. And smart enough to get himself into this position.

My cat and I are both fluffy. LOL!

I.. what? I don’t think he has talent as much as latent sociopathy. I’ll grant him intelligence...grudgingly.

Gwinnie Bee is for us fluffy girls. But yes, same premise.

I feel like I’m starting to show my age with it. And it saddens me that fewer and fewer people know the glory of Girlfriend.

I really like that cat’s eyeliner. Her cat’s eye is on point.

I know, it was totally obvious. I should do better.

I’d be depressed too, if I were married to Ted Cruz.

He makes my skin crawl. Ted Cruz also makes my skin crawl but because he is a potential serial killer. Trump is just that slimy relative who looks at you inappropriately at the family reunion and makes you feel dirty.

She totally uses white tears.

I knew a girl who was a dancer for the San Antonio Spurs. She had a full time day job in advertising as well as that job dancing at the Spurs game. I asked her why she didn’t audition for the Loveabulls (since she was in Chicago at the time) and she said the time commitment was just too much with a full time day job…

Could be worse. At Target they often times ram the plus sizes up next to the maternity.