In general I dislike birds. I do think most owls are adorable though. But I can generally do w/o most birds.

Mostly this is because it is cold and I just want to snuggle with my cat. But on days like this humanity makes me just want to stay in bed.

Wut? That’s pretty terrible. Although, Dubya seems like a decent enough person to drink a beer with, politics as aside. Cruz, not so much. He seems like the type who enjoys kicking puppies.

I have second thoughts about leaving my house every day.. and I live in the US..

Sadly for a lot of people it is easier to adopt a foreign baby. So many fewer hoops. Meanwhile, great kids languish here in a broken system.

*shudders*

Here is the dress. Pardon how cheezy I look.

Ha ha. I like Tracy too. I think Cheryl seems like an odd choice. Like, she doesn’t quite fit in with the rest of the ABC 7 team? Maybe she is trying too hard.

Yeah, I figured that out, So now I’m MangoMojito on all Disqus forums. Yay!

No.. Correct station though. It was Tracy Butler. Save for her dress is significantly tinier than mine.

I think you can reregister? I mean objectively I am Andrea D and don’t care too much if people know I’m Andrea D. I mean I talk to random strangers at work and send out all kinds of emails using said full name.. But then again I will say I tend not to post much on Disqus forums because of it. I just don’t know what…

One day, I saw my local meterologist here in Chicago wearing a dress that I also own.

I do believe on disqus you get my actual real live name.. #no fear.

Anyone who is involved in politics who doesn’t think that their idiotic statements will not go viral needs to just step down from their office and crawl back into the depths of the off the grid cave that they came from.

I’m sad about this. YOU HEAR ME, GAWKER MEDIA?! I’M MOTHAFRAGGIN SAD!

Engagement session came with the photo package. But having said that, engagement photos seem like they are for your parents and grand parents. They love that kind of shit. My favorite shot from my engagement session barely has my husband in it..

I feel ya about the grays..

I want you to know that my 67 year old mother is OBSESSED with this game and has talked about nothing more than this game coming out for months. MONTHS!

I don’t know who she is, but her name tells me I should go forage for cheese.

I didn’t realize Beckham was so close to my age. For that matter I didn’t realize Posh was that close to my age either. I always thought they were both.. older than me? So the moral of this story is that while I was in college getting drunk Posh was touring the world in sparkly platform boots.