This man would get slapped. I might end up in the police blotter since I live in Chicago. But the slap would be justified. You don't just go around violating people like this for shits and giggles.

I unabashedly love Kelly Clarkson.

He should have photoshopped his giant head to make it smaller. Dude has a giant dome

Trout: I want you to know that I hated my job. Like, I'd be sad when I left for the day because of the realization that I would have to go back to it the next day. Kitchenette's BCO always made my Mondays tolerable. So for that, I salute you.

Santa isn't real?! WTF, man. WTF.

Ha! Except for that I'm a broad. :-)

As a Chicagoan, we are all waiting for the sweet mercy of Trestman and his entire coaching staff getting fired. At this point we are not sad about anything. Just bitter, numb and five beers into what will an alcohol induced trip to the ER.

You could be. I really liked Black Flag as a pirate game, but I didn't feel it was an Assassin's Creed game. Edward was never made an assassin. He just felt bad about getting the brotherhood's hideout discovered and felt like he owed them. I enjoyed being piratey and battling ships, but felt the actual assassin…

I have not noticed any difference in my game, but I have not had any of the issues a lot of people were complaining about. The only obvious difference is that my Initiates level went from 11 down to 7 after the patch was applied. Not sure why. Yet, I've opened all the chests up to level 11. Meh.

I must be the only broad who hasn't run into any real issues playing this game (on the PS4). I did see a Parisian sink into the street like quicksand (which was utterly fascinating). But no issues winning the single player missions. I don't play co-op, so I can't comment on that, though I've played some of those…

Salt flavors the pasta. I don't think any Italian chef would cook pasta without salting the water.

I think if I were cornered in a garage by a pack of wolves, I would go for a chainsaw. I mean, provided you could get it started in one pull, you could deal some damage to the wolves.

My husband used eat bones from chicken. When I first saw him do it, I was mortified. Like, who eats bones? I had to break him of this bizarre habit.

When it's not Florida, Arizona is always a close second for weird news.

I'm assuming that she wears her Fabletics collection while doing PiYo or something to get those abs. Also, probably doesn't eat anything white. Rice, bread...

Ha ha I do not care either - but we do associate color with flavor. The brain has expectations that something red is going to be fruit punch or cherry or the like, not lemon flavored. And you will think it is fruit punch even if it is lemon! I just know come March one of them will be in my face.

I'm pretty sure every McDonald's in Chicago will have the McRib. Also, as a Chicagoan there is a McDonald's and/or Walgreens on every other corner. I can walk to both from my condo.

On my wedding night my husband got completely shitfaced drunk and basically took his pants off and passed out in our hotel room. I struggled out of my dress by myself and added up the cash and checks we got and prepared a deposit for the next day and went to bed. Sexy, I know.

Wait.. why is he wearing a bra? I'm so confused.

They aren't. the keyhole backed dress has a high lace neck, the peplum dress does not. I clicked my little box specifically on the third picture - right in the middle of her back, but for some reason it clipped in the middle and got both dresses.