Love the back of this.

Want. So much want.

Here in the Chicago area I think the worst ad is for Bob Dold. He pimps out his pregnant OBGYN sister to proclaim how family planning is a personal decision and the government shouldn't be involved. This is the same tea partier who voted to defund Planned Parenting. Sadly, I cannot vote for his opponent because I…

Until last month I worked the west loop. I probably walked past this douchenugget in my sunglasses and earbuds trying to get to and from my shitty job. So if you saw me scowling, it is because I hated that job. I smile now though. I quit.

Sometimes I complain that the traffic here in Chicago is balls. This is a whole new spin on that.

Oh, these stories never get old. Never. I come here for the lols.

I've lost a lot of weight recently and went from a 44D to a 38DD. And yeah, I totally pulled the side fat in.

I've lost a lot of weight recently and went from a 44D to a 38DD. And yeah, I totally pulled the side fat in.

Every time you post a headline about Jennifer and Chris, a tiny adorable kitten dies. Don't let another kitten die.

LOL. But I think why encapsulates all of those questions!

Really? I only have one question about rest of it: why?

You and I are the same sizes. I'm lucky though that the Macy's here in Chicago is massive. I've had real luck on their clearance racks. I got a pair of super nice Jones New York pants that were originally $95 for $16. I just had to hem them.

Brandon Marshall's one handed catch in the Bears comeback against the Niners Sunday night. But then again, I am a Bears fan and that play is emblazoned on my brain.

I was a little bummed that she honestly believed Black Jack's spiel. I was yelling at my TV "OMG don't believe him! He's a jerk! He can't be redeemed!!" (I've never read the books, but IMHO this guy is an unredeemable a-hole). Still, I was shocked when he punched her. I bet as a kid he killed kittens and ripped…

Chong was great. I think Peeta must have plied him with weed as a reward for remembering his choreography.

You need to tell us more of your stories. I am completely and utterly fascinated by all of this!

LOL! I respect your lack of modesty.

I think heels are fascinating. I cannot wear them though. One step and my ankle will roll and find a way to sprain itself on me. But I love to look at them. And covet them. But maybe not ones quite this high.

You can see that poor girl's panties! This dress needs to be lined!

OMG I want to be a pretty pretty garden party princess too!! Someone get me a tea set and little tiny sandwiches with their crusts cut off.