MangoMojito
MangoMojito
MangoMojito

I kind of love this. The color, the peplum, the silhouette. But not the hair. The hair looks undone to me. I want to see something more 40's screen siren with this dress. And a bold red lip.

Squats, girl, squats!

Realistically, they can't really ban social media unless they confiscate every cell phone on campus. My work blocks me from accessing Kotaku via my computer. I just log in using the cellular network.

I was always offended that the space intended for plus sized clothes at Target is *always* filled with a crap ton of clearance regular sized clothes. Between that and putting the Maternity next to the plus sizes it's enough to piss off the Pope (I would be kind of crabby about this if I were pregnant, too). What is

That man has the delicate legs of a newborn baby gazelle. Any time a stiff wind blows, basketball fans here in Chicago hold their collective breath hoping his ligaments stay attached to his knees.

Ranch.. in the sweet tea? RANCH IN THE SWEET TEA?! What the everloving fuck?

I fear that the people this button is intended for have no actual idea what satire is...

Ha. If only that were the formula. Someone important on the staff has to notice my posts and approve me. But I'm never going to be as funny as someone like cassiebearRAWR! or post anything that interesting, I guess. And I've been a posting member for at least the last 3.5 years!

They may be fake but still funny.

I always feel like ( as a fellow 37 year old) dating someone over a decade younger than myself would just be awkward. Not that JLaw seems like the crazy club going partying type (she seems quite level-headed, honestly). I just was in such a different place at 24 than I am at 37 and the disconnect would be weird.

First kiss at the wedding? In front of potentially 1000 people?! Awkward.

Lance was always my favorite. He has pretty eyes.

I'm going to work until I die. I live a sad, check to check existence. So much for that MBA doing me any good!

When I was a wee lass, I used to have a doll with a string in its back. You would pull the string and it wold say things. But after awhile, it would run out of different phrases and start repeating them. Arian Foster must be this doll.

I agree with this!

We haven't really had much of a summer here in Chicago. So pumpkin spice coming back early is fitting.

I always feel like a high waisted jean flattens your butt and makes you look like you have no booty. But then again, in 1990 that really was a thing! Flat butt was the look. I can't imagine wanting that now!

This list is still totally wrong. Honeydew should never be above any varietal of apple. And mangoes still aren't high enough.

I feel like Nori has that Kanye face though. Kanye always kind of has a look like this plastered to his face, even when he is just standing around doing nothing.

I mean, I like raspberries, but they aren't a party in my mouth, like mango.