I had jeans like these.. in 1990. I was in junior high. Only we used to peg the bottoms.

Ubertrout, I like you. You make me giggle most days, but you are a terrible judge of fruits. Raspberries? Really? No, just.. no.

They will devour your soul, then barf it back up on your couch because they ate it too fast. Is this only my cat??

I see no need for this app, if I get notification that I have a message I just log in using my phone's browser and pick up the message the old fashioned way.

They broke a bridge. The time for being nice about it has passed, if you ask me. That's millions of dollars to repair.

So how come they don't just hire a minion to cut the locks off? If they catch people in the act, give them a ticket.

Your secret is safe with me. We all have our guilty pleasure things! Because I am an old... I will reveal this.. I used to watch stuff on Nick when I was in my late teens/early 20s with no fear - The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Roundhouse, Clarissa Explains it All. Fun times.

Red is hard. It's the color least likely to stay put!

That she looks like she is 12? Not bad, just a thing. Nowhere did I equate looking young with being bad. My boss tells me I look like I'm 24. I'm 37. :)

Ariana Grande looks like she is 12 to me.

I spent the first 26 years of my life in Northwest Indiana and have not heard of Snickers salad until today. I'm still in the Midwest (Chicago). Maybe it is because I do not like Snickers, but swearsies, I've never heard of it.

Slate's commenting system (Livefyre) has issues, but it only allows pictures/gifs from certain websites to be posted in comments. Maybe something like that? At least for awhile. Not that that is a fix either. But maybe a deterrent for the a-holes that post the porn.

It's relevant because the person I responded to implied that only rich people can afford it, when that is not the case. I'm not advocating either way to have it or to not have it, just that it is not something only for people with a lot of money (like a personal chef weekly trainer and a stylist - which also may or…

Wait.. what? A lot of the time insurance covers gastric bypass. VSG or Lap Band. Being able to get a bypass doesn't mean the person getting it has a crap ton of disposable cash, just that they have decent insurance. I have a shitty job, but ironically my insurance covers these procedures.

Oh no no no.. I get it.. I just really think she is a 12 year old pixie sprite in her own mind. LOL!

Do you mean emotionally? Because she is already like 24...

And it doesn't even matter how air conditioned the room is! Those two things generate their own heat and moisture. Like their own little chesty climate system. Same with my thighs. They need to be forcibly separated! My body pillow stops wars.

My mother loves to give people tips in those gold dollar coins. If I am with them I will take the coins and replace them with regular money, and add a few bucks. Bless their hearts, they think that 10% is an okay tip. I keep telling my parents to take the sales tax and multiply it by 3 (admittedly that is more like…

I wear undies and either a tank top or a camisole nightie. I'm just not a fan of sleeping naked. And I really feel like I can't breathe if my boobs are all smooshed together. I need some fabric and my body pillow in there for separation.

I think I just died of laughing in my cubicle over this. I can't even with the thought of waking up to the dog licking your ass!