At first, it will seem okay. You’ll play while they sleep (and they’ll do that a lot). You may have to cut out the online games (no more raids for you; you never know when you’ll need to pause), but it’ll be fine. Then you’ll hit the drought. It will seem like a long time, but it’s not that long. Then your kids will…

But Steven, there will come a day where your daughters (almost 6 and almost 3 for me) want to watch you do you Skyward Sword re-playthrough. They will ask when you will find Zelda. They will run out of the room when you have to fight the Imprisoned. You will read them all the text, even though it slows you down. They…

I tried Amazon, but failed. Ended up pre-ordering from Best Buy. Everything seems to be going well. It is Out for Delivery, and since I didn’t get Nintendo Switch Day as a company holiday, it should be fine. Hopefully my Switch, Zelda, and my two Zelda amiibo are all on the same truck.

I wanted to see more so I bought a 3DS and played Awakening.

I was just thinking about this this weekend. I don’t know why this ruined a peaceful jog, but...

You know, the washed ashore thing is a bit of a trope. I think the last Conan game did it too. But, the nudist colony would be new. Approved.

And some almost-bursting breasts in it. I’m not sure how all these exiled people ended up naked, but they sure to look strong enough to have stopped anyone from taking all their stuff.

Eh, I can live with the dog. The leash? Un(over)watchable.

Maybe you’d prefer Selena?

No Severa? Please!

My 5yo daughter heard his critical hit phrase one time. She wouldn’t stop saying, “Time to take out the trash” for a month. I just wish she was old enough to take out the trash.

Let’s see. My eldest pulled my Wii off the entertainment center about 4 months before the Wii U came out. Send it in to Nintendo. Spent $100 to get it fixed, lost all my data.

Someone has definitely won here, but I don’t think it’s either of these women.

I don’t understand Japanese, so I don’t know if Suda51 is a dope, or if the translator made him sound like one.

Well, he definitely fucks me. All the time.

There is a fan translation of VC3. You may need certain... modifications in order to play it. I don’t know what the original Japanese said, but it seems pretty good.

Yeah, I may need to amend my endorsement. The 3000K was a bit too white for my tastes. Definitely did not match the 2700K in the lamp.

Yeah, I may need to amend my endorsement. The 3000K was a bit too white for my tastes. Definitely did not match the…

In for 3!

In for 3!

I fully support this idea. My wife would probably hate it if my need to be clean wasn’t washing her dishes all the time.

Or, my clocks don’t match my phone.