Sounds reminiscent of Failure to Launch.

You totally forgot to take out a large sum in cash to take pictures with for the social media bragging and keep in your house because banks aren’t to be trusted.

Ah yes, that sniper kill zone was always such a fun trip

I think the big difference in how automakers (and other industries) have treated subscriptions to how they want to go is this:

“Why are people not completing these NPC quest lines?”, publishers fret as NPCs teleport to random, obscure spots on the map dependent on unexplained world state changes or dialogue remaining.

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Yeah, this game (like all souls games) does a really good job of making you pay for getting cocky. “Oh, just a random, barely mobile trash mob with a torch, just gonna keep hitting R1 until he’s dead”

I’m still pissed at my dad, who can certainly afford a tow, driving a car to the dealer service on Harry Hines in Dallas with the front suspension and most of the steering busted from running over a post. The steering radius was so fucked that he couldn’t do a U-turn across three lanes and had to back up in traffic.

The best method I ever heard is that once a kid gets old enough to start really questioning Santa, you tell them that the real magic of Santa is in the spirit of kindness and giving he brings to the season, and then you enlist them as one of “Santa’s helpers” who can keep that spirit alive for others—whether they are…

Somewhere, comedian John Pinette is laughing.  I can almost hear the manager of the buffet yelling to the customer, “You go now!”

Chris Evans and Pixar are saying that it’s a real person and he inspired the toy.

In keeping with the bird-related theme, I’d call my ‘male servers in snug t-shirts and tiny shorts’ restaurant “Peckers”. The logo would feature a toucan. 

It’s not about Covid.    Her contract explicitly said theatrical release only, and Disney didn’t do that.   So they needed to renegotiate, and they didn’t.   They need take hit for breaking that contract, one way or another.

From my understanding, the problem isn’t that they don’t have a production ready truck. It’s that they don’t have the capital left to actually order supplies or pay labor to build it in sufficient quantity for it to be worth starting up the production line. Without firm order commitments, they have no collateral to…

I really liked Skyward Sword, so I’m looking forward to it!

Having this kind of evaluation system and making the process known will help accessibility issues have a lot more visibility moving forward. It’s like any kind of audit process, once more people know what they need to do to get a good rating then it becomes obvious to have those steps in mind from the get go.

While it’s a remake, the games are not identical. Many unique (and unbalanced) aspects of the original game give it a weird charm that was lost, plus the remake makes a bevy of odd balancing decisions, like allowing you to reclass units freely and forging weapons, which they’ve compensated with inflated enemy stats.

So here’s a question... If I buy artwork from an artist... Am I not allowed to display that art? To take pictures of the room with the art in question without the artist’s permission? If I am, then why should tattoos be any different? ... The alternative is that this dude cannot take any photographs of himself without…

Hera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kit is $599, the kit includes the headset, cable, and two controllers. I don’t know what more you want.