I dunno... Gurbils the Gerbil sounds like a 6yos pet too.

Oh well. That’s what I get for no context. Cool deal for clearing that up.

You get a star for Drumpf.

Just from looking at that page, I think the girl is referring to the costume. Miles is the one internalizing it. But there’s also the meta-context (just like Spiderman talking about his signature quote being misquoted all the time). Love it.

If only I wasn’t a goddamned idiot 20 years ago.

All of them. I moved them all. It was like I traded them to another person. They didn’t even recognize me from their 4MHz world.

I tried that with the old Pokémon Stadium game on the N64. You could transfer your guys in and back. So, I thought I’d start over with a super squad of Pokémon. Copy. Reset. New Trainer.

I worked on a game that was being ported to PC, and we wanted to abolish the black bars whenever we could. But, since we were porting from 16:9 to whatever PC wanted to be, we had to add the black bars for cutscenes. Why? Because there were cases where there were scenes full of people who immediately stopped moving…

I don’t know. Sometimes you can cheat by not animating people who are offscreen (depending on how custom the cutscene is). To do that, you have to know who is offscreen. Remove the black bars and...

But, it’s less about “They charge money for that!?” than it is about “I’m willing to buy another copy of that.” Do I need another copy of Super Metroid? I guess not. My SNES still works. The battery is not dead in the cart. I could totally get out my SNES and plug it into my HDTV and unplug something else behind my TV…

I well say that it is not always a very straightforward process. When you lock all the controls, buttons that do different things in different contexts require less explaining. For example, X reloads, but is also the interact button, and is the handbrake while you drive. This is no big deal when a new control comes…

Kryptonite toupée.

I have never had a problem with my 970. I read about it. I understand that it might be a problem. Although I haven’t looked at it lately, I recall understanding what the problem was a few months ago when I bought it. I haven’t encountered it. 3.5GB is a lot of memory. If you need more RAM for higher rez experiences,…

Anyone who tries it, the game thinks it’s 2015. This is important for date/time-based questions. You’re supposed to be able to back calculate your birthdate based on your age, but you need to know it’s 2015.

This just reinforces my claim that Eli doesn’t understand football. Two rings aside, every time the camera gets up close on him, he’s got this “what am I doing?” look on his face. Every time. Any other quarterback looks like they’re reading the defense or managing their offense, but Eli “Derp” Manning just has this…

Frustrating? Hmmm, where to start?

I don’t know, man. I haven’t caught any myself, but the farm salmon at my local SoCal store is bigger and tastier than any wild-caught salmon they have ever had available.

Didn’t read. Can’t read. I just listened to a Radiolab episode (which was really a Reply All episode) about it, and it was too much. I feel like I don’t even want to even congratulate Ryan (the dad) because to do so glorifies the pain (but catharsis, I’m sure) that this work brought him. I mean, after their son…

RIP, Gravity Falls. Also, since you have Steven Universe, I won’t have to cut you.

After playing through Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon Keep from Borderlands 2, I was highly amused by Athena playing Bunkers and Badasses.