This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

God throwing interceptions is not a huge stretch. This is the same guy who locked in on The Virgin Mary and never even looked at another receiver.

Wilson added that he suspects Jermaine Kearse is a Blessing in disguise.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

"Yup... God was responsible for those ill-timed interceptions. What he said."

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

The only true way to sign off

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

Only one way to go.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

This brought me bridled joy.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

On the topic of cap space, I have repurposed a game-worn Bruce Bochy Giants lid into a lovely 2 bedroom plus den with a 440 sq. foot balcony, walk-in closets and en suite laundry. Asking $1800/month OBO.

The world needs Josh Smith on the Knicks this Christmas.

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.