After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

Solid left jab, solid right hook, hasn't taken a solid dump in 6 years.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

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The original story last year gave us one of the all-time jaw-dropping comments. Read it if you dare.

UEFA: "It will be okay for Russian football teams and Ukrainian football teams to be pitted against one another despite the current situation."
Plane: [goes down]
UEFA: "Okay, okay. Wow. Russian and Ukrainian football teams will not be permitted to play against each other."
Plane: [gets back up; is totally fine]

He next needs to be assigned to crack the Craig James at SMU cold case. The victims deserve justice.

Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.

Sullivan's final wish is to be buried in a convoluted plot.

Francona: Hey, Wood. You ever make a team while on the mound before?

Knowing Ray, he'll probably only get 1-2.

"Sure, honey, we can get married at a hockey game, but that really isn't what I meant when I said 'no teeth.'"

the problem stemmed from the bar staff being unable to calculate the ratio given Mulligan's response.

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