the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

Jeter should totally pick up a copy. Just so long as it's not too far to his left or right.

This list is so fucked Derek Jeter keeps trying to give it a gift basket.

"After reciting the letter Z," the officer wrote, "Irsay recited the lettering I, N and G."

A.J. failed to ruin the Westboro Baptist Church.

I'm guessing that a lot of women will think that this is gross and abnormal, but I'm holding out hope that this kid finds at least one girl out there who won't judge him for going on reddit.

Considering that being both a reddit user and a fan of Lord of The Rings are two strikes against him, it looks like this kid is working with a full count.

I think he'll be looking for a pitch he can hit, Bob.

And here come the Raftery haters. I do not understand these people. They probably hate parades and fireworks too. Probably commies.

"I did marching band and ballroom dance in college"

Yeah, Bjorklund was always going to be the favorite, given the importance and historical imprint of Scandinavian heritage in the region. No one was going to beat him, given the current roster.

You're forgetting the time Cheryl Miller got him to crack up by throwing him on her shoulders and spinning around like a helicopter.

Ugh. This is garbage. Total bullshit.

Wesley Snipes was way darker than that.

The last psychoanalyst to be fired during the season was Steve Lyons.

You're right. We should all stop appreciating sunsets while we're at it, too. SEEN TOO MANY.

Seems appropriate that B. Quinn ended up marrying A. Sac.

In a twist on an age old marriage ritual, Sacramone made sure that the garter was intercepted and returned for a touchdown to officially become a part of the Quinn family.

FINNISH HER!