PRIEST MODE

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

1,695 words before Will gets to the only one you need:

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

Isn't there already a Boshman in the Marvel Universe?

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

Lists, Ranked:

"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman

"Fuck our demographic."—Tim Marchman

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

This is just awful and wrong.

A list with a #1 I've never heard of... amazing that Grierson & Leitch found time to write this during Oscar season.

Johnny Gomes of ranked lists.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU