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Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.

No motive? Really? After all of this you can't look at that picture and deduce a motive?

Awesome comment - On par with your overall body of work!

My god, it's almost as if the post already refers to that and even links to it!

Photographer: Let's get one of you in front of the mirror, Coach Washington.
Washington: Nice, shall I pull it off the wall or can you?

I'm Dirk Hayhurst. Got any questions for me?

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

Shoulda been you, Ned Ryerson.

Matheny suggested Martinez "think about baseball"

Matheny called it "a distraction" the righty did not need.

Which is why Martinez will only be using his left hand from this point forward.

and Liston's death under Mysterious Circumstances in 1971

It's at this point that he gives in to momentum and just plunges into the crowd, his useless legs the only part of his body visible.

Steve's attempts at humour suck.

I don't know, April 15th has never been real kind to Antoine Walker.

Possible Costas responses:
"Are you flying standby and waiting for someone else to give up his seat?"
"I hope your flight isn't grounded by all the smug."
"I'll kill your family, you self-satisfied prick."

What Bob was thinking:

"My eyes will go back to normal, but your hair ain't coming back, you bald fuck."

Kerry Rhodes: [picks up baseball]

Congrats! Next stop, Starville!

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Public service announcement for New Yorkers: even though it is completely fucking ridiculous, New York still has blue laws on the books that prohibit the sale of alcohol on Sunday mornings. But, even though the prohibition ends at 8:00 a.m., tons of bars, restaurants and retailers will still refuse you a bloody mary