Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

PA announcer: "Okay fans, are you ready to win the prize of your life?!"

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Do you believe in miniscule technicalities?!?!

Unfortunately, her shot at Nikitina missed, meaning that Uhlaender also placed fourth in skeleton biathlon.

Shit, if I could do that, that would solve everything.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

How certain is the writer that Derek Jeter is dead?

While sportswriters carry on about the passing of Derek Jeter, the average New York sports fan is still mourning the passing of Eli Manning.

"He wants to go out like Michael Jordan."

If parallels are being drawn between Jeter and Jesus, then surely Cory Lidle is Pontius Pilot.

Surprised that the arena didn't see this coming.

*Interceptions

That sled has a history...

Romeo Khazen: As a proud alumnus of this university, I refuse to leave!

But she really did meet Greg Oden

Two of my really good friends on the team, Sean Hill and Corey McKeon, asked me at lunch one day, "We were just wondering if you were gay." I very honestly said, "No, I just really like the taste of Coke Zero."

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

This article shows that after many long years, progress is being made. Kickers are finally being accepted as actual members of the football team