As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

According to family friends who saw her on Tuesday, Chamoun's conservative Sunni mother was extremely embarrassed, or mildly embarrassed, or very proud, or frowning, or sticking out her tongue.

It must be nice to be one of those rich people who owns a tree.

This was taken at the Belmont at 2011. Costas was on the platform to give his 45 seconds on the mic before the race, and everyone at the starting gate was pretty drunk and yelling at him. Costas came over to greet the crowd, and a dude chucked this full Coors Light to him.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

What's wrong with a little diversity, Timothy?

too many goddamned typefaces

Elton John: Don't worry, Michael, it gets bett-

ok

Thug.

Pictured: The KGB-Sharps

[Russian men put on helmets]

As a display of honour and gratitude Daft Punk performed the timeless and revered Russian Police Choir Song: 'We Will Come Under Cover Of Night And Murder Your Entire Family, And You Will Spend Your Remaining Years In An Irkutsk Gulag. Also, Please, Where Do You Keep The Stolichnaya? - In Middle C.'

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

Unfortunately, so are their faucets.

Well Kirsten got what she asked for: More Towers

Putin: You know what they say, comrade, a leopard can't change his spots.

The cameraman was evaluated at a local animal shelter, deemed unsafe for the public, and euthanized.