Fun fact: the Swiss word for dominant Rim-Race Final-Stretchers is Goatse

I am pretty sure the Colts won about half those games...so...neat.

I’m no doctor but that reaction is based on the brain’s response to suffering a traumatic injury and the resulting shock of realizing you have to have surgery in Brazil.

I’m not believing any rumors coming from a guy who bought his Twitter handle from Brett Favre.

It would have been 70 but he couldn't resist yet another urge to post a D.

I guess nobody knows how to spend time in a hairy situation like Dana Stubblefield.

Ahem.

IF BILL SIGNED HIM FOR THIS PLAYOFF GAME MY THEEEAAARREE IS THAT TAWMY WILL HIT HIM OUT OF THE BACKFIELD FOR 2 TDs THIS WEEK. WHAT’S THAT? OH. WHO CAYYYAS.

“I could’ve walked someone in that door tonight or tomorrow night and have them walking in with eight figures a year and making a big splash,”

Not news. Bene’s been fucking things up in Jersey for generations.

The Great Suburban Showdown: Did that cunt from down the street seriously schedule a recipe swap the night of my Avon party???

Surely it's because he was Blake.

When reached for comment, former rival Hulk Hogan stated, “This Snuka guilty as fuck!”

What an nmol!

He was 8/10ths of a second shy of the record for this race and did the horse racing equivelant of a Deion high step the last half furlong. As a native 518er, all of me wants to see him run the Travers vs. the latest wave of competitiors: Upstart again, Texas Red and Frosted at his better distance of 1-1/4. Part of me…

“Thank You For Coming Simultaneously” FIFY

Mike Mordecai

Well what the fuck else would you expect Simmons to be doing on a Wednesday afternoon these days?

William Floyd

I knew you’d be losing your shit on here haha