The good ole days of bilikenmetz.

Is this basically just to trick us into getting used to the new Kinja? I FUCKIN FELL FOR IT GAWWWD

This guy's problem with the board are just adding to the stress on Saratoga Springs.

Yea that's great they included him and all but no side pieces? That leaves Michael Sam out.

Please, come here more often!!

I believe the PC term is "Native American Penis", Barry.

Nope, I'm Steve Finley and I got asked the same question.

Steve Finley got that same question.

Fact checking un-funny troll since 2012: http://gawker.com/heh-478310401

Your best contribution to the site: http://deadspin.com/test-153148134…

More fruitless plug: this Deadspin chat for your book OR you in a one run game?

Do you share Midol with Nate Jackson?

After the Sacramento kid finished emerging from between Howard's legs, a local Bishop immediately traded Dwight to Boston.

The real question is what Upper East Side bar am I watching these games at?

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I ended up at Doubleday Field in Cooperstown for the Hall of Fame game one year (04 or 05). Red Sox vs. Tigers. Johnny Damon was playing center and there's pretty much only like 20 rows or less of outfield bleachers and they are packed full of lame central New Yorkers so it's pretty quiet. People would yell stuff…

Also, in terms of pure abuse, anyone playing baseball in Division 3's Liberty League dreaded their trips to Robison Field in Troy NY.

Jeez I have so many of these I had to send an email to my buddies to help me remember. One off the top of my head was a Diamonbacks game vs the Padres 4th of July weekend 2008. A young Chase Headley was getting a spot starting left and I was about 15 rows back. Chase Field is a retirement village so I started out on…

"I'd pick up the flagstick and fire it like a Tommy gun at the crowd."

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