I look forward to Deadspin's upcoming meta-commentary: What If Greg Howard Were White?

Great work - but what about the consideration that things other than on court play are factored into salaries?

Ahem...

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I would think situation matters a lot here too. I'd like to see the same stats for third and long situations on both sides of the ball. They are seemingly (supporting stats - pfft) low-probability-for-success situations where a holding penalty on offense can be crushing and a defensive penalty resulting in a first…

Too easy. These local FBI guys were in the handle the whole time!

The former players' discomfort is easy to understand considering most haven't had this many pink flowers over their shoulders since the Gold Club got shut down.

Pictured: Michael Vick stomping on millions of fresh, young whites.

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Robert Mathis did pretty well with absolutely ZERO help.

BREAKING: FIFTH THIRD COMPROMISED

"No no no comrade, I'm serious! I read the AMA and saw the pic myself!"

+1 too good a comment for what this comment section will devolve to.

"There was a sniper in the gym. Didn't you see that? We had guys falling down. We had a guy snipered at half-court. Two guys snipered at half-court. It was unbelievable! I would have thought Navy Seal Team 6 was out there."

MORE LIKE CODY-NOM AMIRITE

+1 and dare I say COTY nom.

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My alma mater on Deadspin. Never thought I'd see the day.

Leave it to Gawker to have the colored one voting first.