“Threw the birth controls away,” he continued. “Hid ’em from her. And next thing you know, here come little Doo Doo.”

Oklahomans always seem to get swept up in things so easily.

The irony is that this is the kind of behavior most people in Michigan display in trying to avoid Flint.

This title is oddly similar to the LeBron James early-career article, "The Time I Sharted In Gilbert's Arena."

When asked for his opinion on who is to blame for the recently-signed Beasley's latest pot arrest, Sheriff Joe Arpaio stated, "this here's the Sun's fault."

He does it with true Bostonian resolve, pretending the balls are racial stereotypes.

To complete a perfect evening, the Kansas City Police Department..

a level playing field.

Calculating the exact geographical location of Clint continues to be one of man's great mysteries.

After the break, I'll tell you why I think Antonio Bastardo got mixed up in this Biogenesis mess so stay tuned to The Herd.

"The players made a sort of game out of it, cutting holes in the pockets of Antonio Cromartie's jeans before he went out on dates."

Come on, Tom. Anyone who attends Sunday mass knows that Boston has a history of strong rotations.

A Texas Jolly Rancher story before 10am? That's Bush-league, Barry.

Nate - What Deadspin commenter have you been posing as for the last few years? I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HERE.

Haha I meant the ones in NYC not Albany. I'm a Troy guy actually. The Palais Royale Jefferson is long gone but Pauly's is still around - nowhere near what it was like 8-10-12 years ago.

Well DUAN, tomorrow is my last day in Albany. I will officially be a resident of NYC tomorrow evening. I'm going down with a job, but not a good one. Wish me luck and I will see you at the dive bars! MSDM

Throwing cock into a broken-down, sub-regulation hoop pretty much sums up my college years.

+1

Clearly MJ took one look at his wedding ring, one look at Kennedy, and realized he didn't wanna Sinbad.

Shout out to Jordan Danks at :21 of the walk-off for the fist full of Alexei's crotch.