Using the bathroom peephole results you promised, which Jezebel writer poops the most?

Brian McCann will be the first to tell you that Hudson is up to his old antics on the road this year.

Hey there, Kotaku! Long-time, first-time. What's the penalty around here for genuinely thinking NHL 95 was better? Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

The Rick Ross reference to Alonzo comes after he talks about living next to Denzel Washington who played Alonzo Harris in Training Day.

As far as I'm concerned, Greg Oden has spent his entire life looking like his old self.

I HOPE YOU GET AIDS WIT

A fine job +1

Kid's maybe 2 years old and already at the free throw line?! THANKS OBAMA!!1!!11!

You left out an Upstate NY legend: Joseph "Oink" Carucci. We used to bust our buddies balls that his grandfather drove a salmon pink Town Car and was a mobster. Turns out we were right.

The most emotional NCAA plaque image since Pat Summitt's first PET scan.

Dom this was great. +1

You guys are missing the best part of the whole thing. When the guy asks him about his best memories of his Cal days he says something about "all the go-karts around here" which is clearly a reference to this:

He reaches down, this turtle's snapping and he says, 'I'm going to show you toughness.' He unzips his pants and takes out whatever he takes out. The turtle reaches up and snaps at him. You see the veins and the sweat

A little known fact is that JP2 also did a mean Harry Caray impersonation which is strange because I always figured him to be more of a Uecker-ist.

"Innocent I" wasn't even popular until Yoda got kicked out of the seminary for touching that young Jedi.

Is Sean Keeley on one of your laps to talk Cuse football? If he is can we get a quick n dirty class assessment?

probably fills one with a warming sense of accomplishment

WOW +1

Mom:Honey, the game is over and your guest is still down in the TV room.

What can you do TODAY to promise us that you're never going to give us up or let us down?