Your relative sounds eerily similar to a General Rosecrans...[en.wikipedia.org]

"Flopping Out" was also the name of the post-Super Bowl party video featuring a pant-less Visanthe Shiancoe.

He hit .226 last year, with three RBI and four runs scored

Which current Jets player's artwork are you most interested in?

The physically underdeveloped, yet selfish Oden has decided to opt for surgery before his knee grows.

he drank to excess in a bar

Wish I was lying when I admit that I almost ran full speed out of a 3rd story window one night. Good thing I hit the wall instead. Went through the sheet rock to the brick. Broke my toe, rang the bell.

Cubes was less willing to move on, taking the opportunity to blast the refereeing:

Todd Haley always takes the tard passage. Fucking stairs are for idiots, bro.

Mein Kraft: From XP to XLVI

This is much more tame than the Phil Jackson-Tex Winter basketball sex position book: Right Angles

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Pauly Shore Debate: Is he dead yet?

The best is the matching one on his toddler. I wish I was kidding. Wouldn't be as easy to rip on the guy if he wasn't such a loser. Always was, always will be.

I've seen him within the last month...the answer is yes.

OFFICIAL POLICE REPORT

This can't be the first sexual deviant career ending Heyman's broke.

Phoenix Keifer Sykes

The Panthers' official press released consisted of a drunk Jerry Richardson in Honolulu telling a group of reporters that he, "got his pussy waxed."