guy at pier 1 didn't know what a davenport was. what next? thinks chifferobes are PJs? lol.

Through his in kind match, Victor Cruz, who endorses Cari-beaner's Harness Co. would also like to give the Patriots' secondary a Hart-y congratulations this week.

Ian's story would fit better in Drunken Metric System Failures. 15+ liters of beer? Far from impossible. Far from likely.

Ok, ok, I laughed.

"Delightfully tacky" is also how she described the three-way with Welker and Woodhead on the night the happy couple first met.

and most certainly ruining that microphone forever

Likewise, butter is certainly not some shadowy figure on the margarine of Paula Deen's life.

Blackfoot, Stinkfinger

She's Just Not That Inuit

Without getting into the merits of the case or of either side's willingness to settle, it's probably safe to just say that both parties will benefit from the other never mentioning this again.

Not to be outdone by Dom's last post, Barry came right back with his own post about a baseline move having court ramifications.

I laughed.

Jerry Sandusky Makes Passes Like Paul Reubens

The Cleveland Center Fielder Has A Mugshot

I haven't seen a worse-off 870 feet at the hands of a Sterling Emblem since the '45 Dachau Dash.

The ING-FCUK co-sponsorship of the Liverpool School for Dyslexia also fell through this year. "I guess it had something to do with shoes," headmaster James Thames lamented, noting that they had been inexplicably referred to by the sponsors as "Solers."

Also not Sura? Pat Summitt.

Yesterday, Muhammed Ali also celebrated another annual tradition without a sentence.

It's a good thing she cleaned herself up. Going on a media tour while otherwise would have been pretty palsy.

I can't not throw some bills on the stage for this one...+1