Also, please stop calling Highlights, Jerry Sandusky.

took more than his two-step allowance

I laughed

I Farted And I'm Afraid To Move

Tebow knew just how to score a night with Vick, kicking off a 23-month courtship with a reading from the book of Judges.

"They make him the face of the organization. They gave him the captain tag. He's not a captain. He should have never been a captain."

Nat'l Championship DUAN:

+1 even though I yacked a bit

+1

My grandfather still calls the delivery boy from Dragon Wok a "Ni Hao Deathdealer"

he juxtaposed the letters in a few words

Also thrusting his dick into a logo? Jerry Sandusky at Life Cereal HQ.

The "Hook er Kill er" was also a decision tree almost used by Republicans when Bristol Palin got pregnant.

You know how finicky 33 year-olds can be. And I'm sure he is fussy too.

ClintonPortishead? Guy's been making a mess of this place so long he should change his name to SeanTaylorleg AMIRITE?

Awesome +1

If I have to keep toasting you today A.J., someone is going to have to drive me home from work.

Here here

Tonight on COPS: A Florida native tackled by the men in blue...again.

This is a good one.