I was thinking people should withhold judgement until they read his account of the events of September 11th, 2001: Fuckin' Up My Tuesday

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The nerds then rather quickly went through the guest-hosted category in the Double-Jeopardy! round where Tera Patrick asked questions about famous cum-backs.

This is the warmest, yellowest, saltiest thing to cause a stir in the Charger clubhouse since Tila Tequila's pussy.

This is different than Tampa Bay's Old Rape problem which, ironically, also has to do with pink slippers and the coordination of cut tennis balls.

My God.

Per the amnesty clause in the new Collective Bargaining Agreement, Cavallari now has 5 days to disclose to Cutler how many STD's she has obtained since the last engagement.

Looks like the economy is hitting the fake-instrument-playing industry extra hard. Even the Rock-afire Explosion will take any gig.

In a related story, WKRP in Cincinnati is reporting that Urban Meyer (via a falling turkey) has descended into Columbus.

We’re Still Recovering From The Raiders’ Kicking, Orgy

Todd Haley becomes ultimate curt warn-er when he looks out his front window and sees anything on his lawn that isn't a 12-pointer or a motherfucking working Mexican, bro.

I still say the best part is Dykstra's disguise.

Sandusky anticipated this move however and knew that Freeh would never suspect anything as long as Sandusky molested kids with Middle-Eastern visas who were attending U.S. flight schools.

investigators served numerous subpoenas to the Second Mile

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Nagbe is faring better than his Mississippi-born, Liberian-raised ancestors who valiantly declared back in the 1820s that they were "taking their talents to Monrovia."

Nagbe is faring better than his Mississippi-born, Liberian-raised ancestors who valiantly declared back in the 1820s that they were "taking their talents to Monrovia."

Nagbe is faring better than his Mississippi-born, Liberian-raised ancestors who valiantly declared back in the 1820s that they were "taking their talents to Monrovia."

Nagbe is faring better than his Mississippi-born, Liberian-raised ancestors who valiantly declared back in the 1820s that they were "taking their talents to Monrovia."