These fundraising events culminated with the Second Mile sex-ring hosted Touch-Tot for Dutchtot Extravaganza.

My God.

The cultures that he's been involved in both football-wise and socially, have been immense changes and how social issues are handled in those generations are quite different.

Harbaugh went on to discuss how the, "footballs and footballs of footballing football in the National Football Football," are comparable to his struggles with MadLibs.

Come on cheese, its not really a Impartial Justice System Failure if it doesn't include a, "Pa. Criminal Attorney - let's call him Mordecai."

Also having an adorable cover and hoping to be in the hands of children?

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+1

Oof.

My God.

Jeremy Schaap: Looks at Storm's belt, shudders, "You've got a long way to go to be like my father, you know that?

Ok, I laughed +1

My God

My God..

pepper spray, a slippery car hood, pancake.

Meanwhile at Le Padded Rouge, GILF Magazine will be hosting a geriatric burlesque show entitled Varsity Knitters.

The USA Today award for Worst Technical Foul went to another NAIA school, Hill Valley Against Freewill Baptist. After the first points of their opening game are scored, the doors to the gym are locked and everyone is time-traveled to July, 1850 Natchez, Mississippi.

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You have to figure most Latham residents thought they could rely on Watervliet to catch all of the vermin trying to get up the hill from that side of the river. Then they go put a Gold's on the stretch of road attaching Latham and Vliet. The Colonie Police were just doing their best Animal Control impression.

The original article said something to the effect of the gym being open "to a steady stream of customers." As a former member of this Gold's location I can honestly say that the steady stream of customers in that place was probably enough to send Chad here off the deep end.