Hysterical +1

I laughed +1

Beat me to it, +1 Party Rock

For the Reid household's sake, let's hope that "Confidence" comes in a child-proof container.

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In additional InBev patronage awards news, Budweiser has also named Tony La Russa an honorary "Clydesdale Foal" after many, many years of immense support of their product. A Budweiser official noted that La Russa fell just a few votes short of "Clydesdale" status, a distinction held only by Edgar Allen Poe, Jim…

There is precedent here... these two are the dicks...and the jokes.

(I even played a frenzied game of Blades of Steel against a buddy for the exclusive rights to try to date her)

Pictured: (l) totally white on a token, black machine; (r) token black on a totally white machine.

Awesome Luke. Hopefully friends of DS on other blogs will give this some play because it deserves it.

Sargent Stripes are also what Maria Shriver used to describe degenerative bowel control in her book What's Happening to Grandpa?

That's nothing! Until about 2 1/2 weeks ago, Oakland Raiders facilities had just about everything covered in plastic.

The incomplete percentages can be attributed to the not pictured, "My Friends (Gender noted)" data which subsequently earned Krulwich sexual offender status.

"FUCK YOU LAETTNER"

Leave it to a Padre to show us of what easily goes down when saturated with Mountain Dew.

I liked this.

the Great Handshake Showdown Of Oh-Eleven at Ford Field

The Steelers have recommended Ben Roethlisberger undergo the same tests, noting that you can never be too careful with a gray matter.

CC Sabathia's Investment In Boobs, Beer, And Brawling Has Something To Do With Augmentation Surgery, Signing With Boston, And Throwing At White Sox Skipper Robin Ventura